New Video: Madonna - Give Me All Your Luvin'

I L-U-V THIS!

It's here, the official video in its entire glory for Madonna's "Give Me All Your Luvin' (feat. M.I.A. & Nicki Minaj)". I loved it, it reminded me of a lot of video's mixed all together. From Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl", to Kylie Minogue's "Come Into My World" and "All the Lovers".  Plus, we received some old school 1993 Madonna, I loved that style on her. But in general, Madge looked nice, was youthful and classy, and I loved M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj being on Madonna's side, showing the deserved respect to the queen and embracing their irrelevancy. 

HEY EVEN LADY GAGA MADE A CAMEO!

BUT LUCKILY SOMEBODY SAVED THE QUEEN.

As to the song, it's definitely a grower but not an instant smash as for example "Hung up" was, it reminds me a lot to early 2000-era Madonna. It's nice and everything, but we'll see how the rest of the album sounds like. I'm really looking forward to William Orbit's contributions. Martin Solveig left me kinda cold with this one, the breakdown was the most irrelevant piece of shit I've heard in a long time. The only thing that redeemed that mess, was Madonna's throw-back style and Nicki & M.I.A.'s rap. But who know, I might be over this song like a fly over a piece of shit. 

Listen to the iTunes preview of Madonna's "Give Me All Your Luvin' (Feat. M.I.A.and Nicki Minaj)

ARE Y-O-U READY TO L-U-V MADONNA'S NEW SINGLE?

Well, it's not out yet, but as you all might know Japan has already February 3, which means that they're able to buy it. So far I wasn't able to find a copy of the full song, but what I could find was the official iTunes preview for "Give Me All Your Luvin'".

I can't really tell a huge difference from the demo, aside form the fact that the whole recording sounds obviously cleaner and the chants (L-U-V Madonna!) seem to be stronger. Oh, and let's not forget Nicki's rap during the end of the snippet, where she's doing her usual roars as her alter ego "Roman".

Well, I wasn't a huge fan of the demo when it leaked, but I really have to say that I'm starting to like the song. It simply sounds different, I just really hope that Madonna comes correct with the album.

WHO'S READY FOR SOME MDNA? Y-O-U, YOU WANNA?

YASSS!!!

Album art: Madonna - MDNA

QUEEN OF EVERYTHING!

It's everything, it's colorful, it's fierce, it's modern, it's futuristic, it's f*cked up, it's so vogue, it's L-U-V Madonna, Y-O-U you wanna? YES!!!!!!

Madonna just released the album cover for her soon to be released album MDNA on her official Facebook page. It's simply flaw-free and outrageously hot in a twisted kind of way. At this point I'd like to thank Madonna, from the bottom of my heart. Gurl, you kept your legs closed this time. U okay? *kudos*

Now bitches, better dress warm because Madonna is comparable to the shock wave of cold wind that is coming from Siberia. It will leave bitches bald, shaking & cring in a corner. It has no mercy and is ready to annihilate whatever comes in it's way. 

I can't, I simply cannot. We are not worthy! 

MDNA will be released on March 26. (iTunes)

Single art: Madonna - Give me all your luvin' & M.D.N.A. press release

Who wants some MDNA? 

I know...it's Monday, but hey the beat goes on and so does Madonna. As you can see, here we have the official single art for Madge's first single "Give Me All Your Luvin". Let me tell you, I L-U-V this single art, it's so fresh, so juvenile and yes, Madonna went and slapped Mariah Carey in the face with the concept of this one. *rolls eyes and looks over to Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel*

The difference in both covers? This one won't flop.

The single cover, comes from the official press release for MDNA, which pretty much reveals some hot new information about Madonna's upcoming project:

♪ Give me all your luvin' will be released on Friday, February 3.
♪ MDNA will be released on March 26 on Interscope Records.
♪ The video will be directed by Megaforce and will be chearleader and football-themed.
♪ The video will premier on American Idol on Thursday, February 2.
♪ MDNA features production by William Orbit, Martin Solveig, The Demolition Crew, Marco "Benny" Benassi and Alessandro "Alle" Benassi, Hardy "Indigo" Muanza, Michael Mahli and last but not least Madonna.
♪ Madonna will appear on the Tonight Show with Jay Lenno on Monday, January 30.
♪ Also, iTunes will be offering a global pre-order of the 18-track deluxe edition of MDNA, along with an exclusive remix in between February 3 and Feburary 6 for $9.99.

Overdosed and dead.

And here comes the cherry on top of the whipped cream. A short preview was premiered of the "Give Me All Your Luvin" video. Check it out: 

They look very good all in all, and the whole thing so gives me Gwen Stefanie "Hollaback girl" vibes. I so need to see this.

MDNA will be released on March 26. (iTunes)

Credits go to: MuuMuse

Madonna finally throws Lady Gaga under a tram for plagiarism!

Madonna finds herself asked a lot of questions during the promo trails for her new movie "W.E.", that's hitting cinemas in the US this month. But one of the questions that burned the most, was revolving Lady Gaga.

Mama Monster completely denied all accusations that "Born this way" was a complete "Express yourself" rip off. On top of that she went to invent a fake e-mail from Madonna that never existed. As you all might remember during a late night show, Lady Gaga when being questioned about "Born this way" sounding very similar to "Express yourself", told the world that Madonna send her an e-mail giving her blessing and wishing her all the best. FAKE HOE! Aside from releasing an MTV Video Music Awards performance from "Express yourself",nothing much happened from Madonna's side.

So, yesterday when asked by Newsweek what she thinks of "Born this way", Madonna answered:

"I thought, this is a wonderful way to redo my song (Express yourself). I mean, I recognized the chord changes. I thought it was... interesting."

Finally, I thought this day would never come. Gaga got her deserved shade. Thank you Madonna, it was over due...ohhh hell, it was soo damn over due. And the best part is, Madonna scalped a hoe in the most polite way ever. But you could smell, the intoxicating scent of poison coming from her words.

Who is the Queen?

And the exquisite throwing of shade, didn't stop here. Madonna went on to say:

"When I first saw her I was really impressed by her and she was cool. She did remind me of me back in the day."

That past tense, stings like a ragging bitch. At last, we know how Madge feels about this cunt. Now what Gaga needs to do, is stop with all her gimmicks, get the fuck off and come back in the end of 2012 with a new album, that doesn't sound like a church choir on ecstasy with a gay banner on top. (this comes from me, and I am gay) Gaga, simply make decent pop music again. Better music, less gimmicks. Thank you. Bye.

MADONNA HAS SPOKEN, ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!

Madonna's new album is called "M.D.N.A."

The madness is starting to roll in; while taping an upcoming episode for the Graham Norton Show some days ago, Madonna, Queen of Pop and the Galaxy, revealed to the host that her new album will be called M.D.N.A. 


Reports were claiming that Madge wasn't yet sure about it and there's a chance that she might change her mind, but quickly afterwards her official Facebook page confirmed the news, and it's indeed the really title.

From Facebook:

"Madonna just officially announced the name of her upcoming studio album, which is "M.D.N.A"!

Well, there's not much to say, besides the name is fuckin' everything and I love the fact that it sounds the same as "MDMA", otherwise known as ecstasy and a party drug. Adding up to the fact that it's very controversial and forward-thinking. So this definitely gets a pass from my side.

Who's ready for the Queen?

NEW MUSIC: Madonna - Give me all your love (Demo)

Okay, Imma break it down for you real quick. The queen of pop is sort of back with a demo. So as you all might now -unless you’ve lived under a rock- her new single is called “Give me all your love” and it should drop next year in February and allegedly be performed at the Superbowl. Why allegedly?

Because this shit dropped almost 4 months in advance, and at the point the Superbowl will take place…ain’t nobody gonna care shit, what so ever. In my opinion this song will NOT be performed at all on the Superbowl. She might perform, but not this song. So, Imma just serve you some hot true tea regarding this new demo and give you some insight in my chain of thought.

Madonna’s song “leaks” almost 4 months earlier and we’re supposed to believe that it wasn’t done on purpose? I think this bitch was simply too scared of how the public would react to her “new “sound. Hell, I bet it was even her own self, who went to Isohunt and leaked that shit. She might have come to the idea that it would be vise to sacrifice a song from her new album. In that way she could tap a bit into the water and see if it stayed afloat. Bitch will possibly drop another single in February with even more impact.

As to the song, I’m really sad to report that all them obsessed Madonna stans are liking it and in my opinion it’s flat out rubbish. But don’t quote me on that last adjective just yet.

I was simply not physically ready for a Madgina song at this point, and there was no real promo and so no anticipation was built from my side. Well…thank god!! Cause it would have been a huge disappointment. It’s not “Confessions on a dance floor-Madonna” and it’s sure as hell not “Ray of light-Madonna”. In fact it’s very “Music/2000era-Madonna”. Don’t get me wrong, she had some gems on that album and I liked it at some point. This track gives me so much “Beautiful Stranger” vibes, it’s really frightening. It was real cute back then, but this has to go, it has to go NOW! Its 2011 god dammed. I was expecting something revolutionary and this shit is giving me everything but love and satisfaction.  I came to the conclusion that I’m simply not able to “give it all my love”; I’d rather divorce it.

It sounds outdated as hell, that little dub step segment ain’t helping and those cheerleader chants not catchy, rather annoying. Plus Nicola Roberts and Gwen Stefani did it way better. Also the production of this whole song is a huge mess, and I simply can’t look past the fact that it was produced by Martin Solveig. This guy has fell off real bad since 2008. Damn and I used to like this French idiot back then. He lost all my respect once he released that terrible song “Hello”.

So here I am, sat on my chair waiting for a hotter version to drop real soon, and hoping that William Orbit won’t disappoint with this old hag.

Take a listen: