New Video: M.I.A. executes 100% swagger on "Bad Girls" video

Besides spending most of the time between Madgina's legs, M.I.A. actually found  time to release her new  Danja produced single called "Bad Girls".  She dropped this swag-tastic song before the Super Bowl and damn, did she cash in on that move.

I really went in with low expectations. I have to admit, I'm not the biggest M.I.A. fan here, but what she served up here left me bald. This song is friggin' addicting, starting with the amazing drums in the beginning, continuing with the oriental synths, and finally the beats dropping and the swaggerific rap that M.I.A. delivers, leading to that catchy line: "Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well."

The video is simply refreshing; filmed on location in Morocco with "Born Free" director Romain Gavras. They gave the whole Fast & Furious franchise a run for their money. It is fun to watch, and don't miss M.I.A. occasionally doing her nails while two-wheel drifting.

New Video: Madonna - Give Me All Your Luvin'

I L-U-V THIS!

It's here, the official video in its entire glory for Madonna's "Give Me All Your Luvin' (feat. M.I.A. & Nicki Minaj)". I loved it, it reminded me of a lot of video's mixed all together. From Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl", to Kylie Minogue's "Come Into My World" and "All the Lovers".  Plus, we received some old school 1993 Madonna, I loved that style on her. But in general, Madge looked nice, was youthful and classy, and I loved M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj being on Madonna's side, showing the deserved respect to the queen and embracing their irrelevancy. 

HEY EVEN LADY GAGA MADE A CAMEO!

BUT LUCKILY SOMEBODY SAVED THE QUEEN.

As to the song, it's definitely a grower but not an instant smash as for example "Hung up" was, it reminds me a lot to early 2000-era Madonna. It's nice and everything, but we'll see how the rest of the album sounds like. I'm really looking forward to William Orbit's contributions. Martin Solveig left me kinda cold with this one, the breakdown was the most irrelevant piece of shit I've heard in a long time. The only thing that redeemed that mess, was Madonna's throw-back style and Nicki & M.I.A.'s rap. But who know, I might be over this song like a fly over a piece of shit. 

New Video: Kelly Rowland - Keep It Between Us

Kelly Rowland is back with her new video for "Keep it between us", which serves as the third official single form her third studio album Here I Am. The video is basically, Kelly and her boyfriend finding love in Paris. The video is nothing special, but it has some nice views of Paris, Kelly looks good as usual and the lighting is very well placed in the shots.

In my book this song is definitely no single material, but I guess at this point of the album-cycle it's not gonna make a big difference. Let's face it, you can not call this a successful album, and most songs on it leave a lot to be desired. I think I never managed to listen to the whole thing once, without having to skip most songs, because they were so generic and boring. So yes, I'd be very surprised if she could resurrect that album with this single-choice. Kelly, if you wanna hear my opinion, it's curtains, dust yourself up and simply try again and do it better next time.

Thoughts? 

New Video: Koda Kumi - Love Technique

Wow, it's really dificult to keep up with all the new videos for the Japonesque-era. But enough of excuses, with no further ado, here's the new video for Love Technique. A fun, colorful and playful video from Koda Kumi san. I'm usually not really fond on Kumi's cutesy video, but this one simply makes me giggle and feel like a 15 year old girls from Shibuya. It's so much fun to watch her.

The plot is very simple; basically it's Kumi with her daily relationship troubles, such as: Her boyfriend not helping her wash the dishes, or simpy not giving her enough affection, etc. But do not worry child, there's the Kumi love expert, who basically gives good advice and pretty much influences the couple to make things work and guarantee a healthy relationship.

I really love it, how fun Kumi can be and how versatile she is while incorporating so many personas.
The song is simply addicting, very sugary and upbeat and if this doesn't get you out of a depression then you really need to consider joining a facility.

Take a look:

New Video: Koda Kumi - Boom Boom Boys

Wow, wow, wow!  I'm simply out of words, Kumi left me simply bald with this video.this video was so much fun to watch. Kumi did everything right, from the settings, to her clothes, over to the plot of the video.

Gosh, it's a complete fun song, about a woman who simply doesn't give a shit and wants to have fun. It's similiar to Rihanna's video for "We found love" but the more fun version. Drugs are a topic in this one, from drinking, to smoking and instead of taking pills she gave that whole thing an upgrade and went for the USB-stick. This is how Kumi rules.

She can deliver a message without even having to display actual drugs, but the effect is the same.
Dead, at the view of Kumi kicking that guy out of her bed after a party night. She killed me with that vomiting scene. It was uh-mazing!

I really started to love the song too. While on a first listen, I was not convinced yet...now I'm clearly sold.
The visuals and several plays made me love this song.

So, excuse me while I go and listen to "Japonesque". It leaked in its full glory. At this point I also would like to apologize in case there's no more updates from my side. She might have killed me with to much fierceness.

Koda Kumi -  Boom Boom Boys - [JAPONESQUE] von GSTMIX

My body is simply not ready for this album, it's simply flawless.

I cannot, I simply CANNOT! DEAD!

New Video: Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe

It's official we have the first song of 2012 to classify as "the biggest piece of shit to have ever left a recording studio". I really don't get how people can like this shit? Are some people really that basic?

The title is so fitting, it's beyond incredible: "Yes, Nicki you is a stupid hoe!" 

I kept on watching, and I really thought...hm, it might get better as the song goes on...FAIL!

It didn't! The song got only worse, even more so when she started singing like a little girl. That was the most annoying shit to ever gross my internet connection. I'm so not watching this again and if there's a god somewhere please let it crash down the Billboard charts and go down in flames. This simply can't be a hit.

I'm just really happy that the youtube crowd, seems to agree. The "Like" section shows clearly what people think of this piece of shit. 

And as to the visuals? Why you had to go and recycle Lady Gaga's "big eyes" that she sported 3 years ago in bad romance? I was expecting so much better from you Nicki. Girl, bye!

New Video: Far East Movement - Jello feat. Rye Rye

Far East Movement are coming back soon with their forthcoming album Dirty Bass. Their first single is "Jello feat. Rye Rye".  I noisy club-banger with a heavy bass. So nothing new there, actually I'm not feeling this song. It's not as good as "Like a G6" and neither as good as "Girls on the Dance floor". 

Actually, the best part of the song is Rye Rye's rap. The video has some impersonators and Far East Movement crashing a party, so the usual theme. It's nothing special for them. Oh and by the way, don't confuse "Jello" for the delicious gelatin deserts. Jello equals to ass. Yeah, I know deep!

I wished they would have scratched this song, and went for "Make it bump feat. Koda Kumi". That would have made a nice video for sure. Instead we get, well...this.

Thoughts?

Music Video: Wonder Girls - Be my baby

This might be one of this years, best offerings when it comes to K-POP videos. Because for once it only has 5 girls, no monotonous stages with weird shapes and no boys pretending to be straight with more eyeliner than Gain from Brown Eyed Girls. *side-eyes Super Junior*

This video is everything but revolutionary, in fact it's pretty simple and that might actually be the reason why it works so well. It takes inspiration from Beyoncé's "Single ladies (Put a ring on it)" and throws in the  on/off light effect that could be found in Brown Eyed Girls "Abracadabra" video and combines it with an amazing dance routine that was choreographed by Jonte.

I normally can't stand Sohee and Lim, but gurl this bitches were grindin' this time around. Sohee was selling me the sex and Lim didn't look for once, like her cat just got run over by a truck. Way to go girls.

I'm not such a fan of the song, but the lights, the girls swagger, Sohee sounding for once decent, and Lim hustin' like no other make this ish work.This bitches might have left Korea for 2 years, but they just obliterated "SNSD" with this video. 

As of now I can only see two contestants making it big in the US, and this are the Wonder Girls and 2NE1. All other bitches need to sit the fuck down.

Music Video: Katy Perry - The one that got away

Okay whoever tried to make Katy Perry look old...failed! Big time! Wasn't the point of hiring a make up artist in the first place, to make her look old? So why does this tramp look like a Botox infested grandma? Even Maryl Streep & Goldie Hawn look better during the end of "Death becomes her".

Well, there's not much to say about this video, besides: "Katy, Rihanna called she wants her video concept for "We found love" back". Am I the only one who noticed, how badly those rocks where placed on the street, even the dust and dirt was oddly aligned? It's obvious a truck put them there...and nobody cared to make it look at least a bit real.

I'm still not a fan of this song, I still think "Hummingbird heartbeat" would have been the better choice for a single. Another reason, why I simply can't approve of this video is Katy. Will this tramp, get hit by a bus already. I can't take her anymore...she's over-saturated the charts with her album. Why on earth did she have to go and announce a re-release of "Teenage Dream"? This hoe simply needs to go, needs to GO!