Crystal Kay announces, new single and new tour. WERK it!

Crystal Kay is a busy woman these days, and first thing she did was apologizing for sucking at vloging. It's all guud Kuri, we're not mad at you gurl. If I would have spent a couple of weeks in NYC, I wouldn't be blogging as well. So you're excused from my side and happy new year to you too. Praise the Lord and all the heavens, I'm genuinely impressed and happy for Crystal at how much Delicous deli, be caring for this woman. It's been what (?) not even a month since "Superman" was available on iTunes and we're already gettin' a new single. As if it wasn't enough, we get a new tour and a fan-club. They want that money printin, I know they want it. Oh and Crystal Kay, in case you be readin' this shit, you got ma money for "Superman" on release day.

There.

Things are moving very fast in comparison to Sony's snooze-fest of a management. Seems like C-Kay is doing just fine. She looks healthy, happy...and damn she's way to humble for her looks. Crystal, you be giving "Beyoncé" and "Janet" a run for their money. You look flawless, never forget that. You're not trying to look good, you simply look good. PERIOD!! Now if you're not following me on twitter after all these compliments, we'll have to have a talk. 

I'm really looking forward to this single, and to the tour. So Crystal, get things ready, set and go. I want an album by the end of the year, tops. And this single, be better some good shit, and puh-lease get a new director. Thanks, Bye.

Ayumi Hamasaki files for divorce and blaims it on Tohoku earthquake.

It's been one day since Ayumi Hamasaki announced on her official fan club site, that she was officially divorcing from her husband Manuel Schwarz.

Ayu wrote: 

“I am reporting that I will be filing for divorce on Monday in America,” and explained the reason for divorce. “The reason lies within myself. At the time of our marriage, we decided to live in America, however, because of the Tohoku Earthquake that occurred two months later, a strong feeling sprouted within me that I didn’t want to be apart from Japan. I wasn’t able to imagine a life in America, and as a result, I left my husband by himself for a long period of time.”

Seriously, is anyone actually surprised that Ayu filed for divorce? This hoe, marries every f*ckin' guy that co-stars in one of her PV's. It was only a matter of time. You don't marry somebody after only knowing him for three months, that ain't right. I guess he must have been good at hitting her vagina raw or something.

Let's face it we all know how Ayu rolls, it's the same way as with the singles; bitch keeps things fresh and doesn't waste time and moves on. We all know there must have been a huge gangsta language barrier, but when those panties drop we all speak the same language, so this can't be the reason! I sure as hell do not believe it was the Tohoku earthquake neither, he could have joined her in Tokyo...com'on. Plus Avex is constantly printing money into Ayu's bank-account. Bitch could have flown back and forth if she really wanted to stay with him.

Anyway, Ayu will be flying over to the US, to file for divorce in a couple of days. It looks like everything is going well. Avex might have already oganized several recording sessions, to keep this cash-cow busy, no time to think about broken relationships, money has to be printed.

Utada Hikaru thanks fans to her 13th anniversary

I'ts been 13 years since Hikki's debut in the JPop game, and it didn't take long for fans to congratulate the one and only. This was her reaction:

“Yesterday was the 13th anniversary of my debut! Even though I have been on hiatus for a year already, I received a lot of congratulations, thank you so much “(`(エ)´)ﾉ彡☆ !!”

Fans started to ask her, what she's been up to...but what they actually meant was: "What the f*ck is you been doing the past year, and when the f*ck are you releasing new music?!" I guess, that would have been my reaction, never mind. What I really want to say with this; I'm having Utada Hikaru withdrawal and it don't feel guud! I've been spinning a heck of a load of Hikki lately, bullshit, I'm always listening to her. I would never dare to remove any of her albums, hidden tracks or b-sides form my iPod. In fact I've abused "Ultra Blue" & "Heartstation" so many times, they're both holding hands, crying in a corner and begging me to stop.

Now for all you people hoping that Hikki would release anything in the next few month, well you better take a seat, it won't be happening. In fact Hikki's gotten way to comfortable with her daily routines and she's not afraid to use them as a torturing technique. She tweeted:

“It’s been a while, but yesterday I went to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned. The dentist said I had a ‘small mouth’.”

After that irrelevant tweet,  she posted this here:

That is real cute, but I need me some music! I know she's living life and shit...but I've given her one year...bitch should be already recording something. I don't want the album to be out by tomorrow, but at least a hint, or a small fix that mentiones her, Hikki my goddess, recording music in a studio. Don't know about you, but...

...I need my Hikki-fix now!!

Kylie Minogue is a fan of Madonna...

One thing first, I still think to this day that Kylie is way better than Madonna, but let's just skip that part. *stan-mode off*

This is something, that not everyone can do. This show's serious greatness another reason why I love Kylie. She's not in for the bullshit, she's simply not in for unnecessary competition. There's room for everyone on everyone's iPods. 

And it shows balls, to admit in an interview that she's well a nobody in America. What still to this day can't believe and it shows again how the American public has no idea of how great Kylie's music is, but bullshit like Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez sell LP's like warm bagels. This is foolishness at its best.

Bow down to the queen, Kylie Minogue. Your faves could neva, I tells ya.

Christina's make-up artist needs to GO!

Okay, let me get something out of the way. To some of you it may come as a surprise, but this is not a dragqueen. It's Christina Aguilera who uploaded a new picture from the set of a new photoshooting. She must be either blind, have bad taste or trust her make-up artist  like her career depends on it, cuz otherwise I simply can't explain to myself how on earth she would approve of this look. I'm just glad she's got rid of that hideous red lipstick.

I gotta give her credit for the hair; All hair pieces are attached professionally and make everything look natural. The hairstylist has been doing everything on point lately. But whoever this make-up artist is, needs to be sacked as soon as possible, cause he fucked her over real good! She looks like a godammed, colour palette.

Me: "Where is my mouse cursour, I think I've found the newest update for "Windows 7 Paint - Slut Edition." ? Let's do a graphic-scale with lots of colours, to portray Xtina's popularity over the last decade, we will need a lot of red for the year of 2010".

I don't even wanna know, how many scapers they'll need to get this shit of her face. *Sigh* I'm still hoping Christina from back in the day (2003 to be precise), would travel to the future and punch this hot mess and remind her of how good she used to look.

Edit: As per Toyaz' World Xtina will feature on the cover of "Latina" magazine.It's clearly that she's paving her way for her big comeback with The Voice Season 2 and her upcoming album in 2012.