Rihanna to release full version "Birthday Cake" on her B'day!

WHO WANTS SOME CAKE?

I still remember the aftertaste that "Birthday Cake" left behind after it stopped all of a sudden. I really felt the need to take a baseball bat and go Breezy-style on Rihanna. How dare she cut that shit to 1 minute and 18 seconds. I was in complete disbelief, when I realized that this was it! One of the hottest tracks on that record - a filthy hip-hop cut, fusion-ed with a dirty bass synth and a combination of hand-claps and chants, that would transform any catholic nun, into a professional pussy-popper - simply cut short.

Take a listen:

Well the good news is, the sex anthem became such a fan favorite, that Riri has finally decided to give their starving Navy-sluts exactly what they want. She will allegedly release the full length version of "Birthday Cake" on her Birthday, February 20. In fact the producer of the song "The Internz", reconfirmed that statement.

This are some good news, now my next question is? Will there be a video? Who knows? The fact is, this are great news. 

#CAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKE!!!

Rihanna announces "Talk that talk feat. Jay-Z" next single

This is my first post for 2012. Happy New Year y'all! So, let's cut the chase, get down to business and as I like to have it, dirty!

Well, I think it's save to say that at this point " You Da One" is a huge flop. I cannot say that I'm surprised, with a crappy video, a song that sounds like "What's my name?" for poor people and a wig game that looked hideous, it had to go down this root. NEXT!

Ms. Fenty, didn't waste any time to post the cover for her next single, "Talk that Talk feat. Jay-Z" which happens to be at the same time the title track of her new LP, on twitter.

I've never really been a huge fan of this song, it's nice to listen while on a bus ride on the way back from work, but that's about it. Plus, Jay-Z's rap has to be the most stupid word-combinations, this man has ever written in his entire career. He should have rather went with Beyoncé to some prenatal yoga classes. 

Beside, the song being a generic mess, my biggest problem with this release is (we all know it and are thinking the same): "If this bitch, ain't gon' release "Where have you been" as a single during this era, then there's going to be a burned pop star! Cause I'm personally gonna burn her at the stake, for committing the biggest pop crime since Britney Spears, failed to release "Get Naked (I got a plan)" or since Kylie Minogue's "Get outta my head" flopped on the charts. SHE SIMPLY CANNOT DO THIS!!!

Take a listen: 

Rihanna goes blond for "You Da One"

The Forehead was snapped this weekend while shooting the Melina-directed "You Da One" and this shit is getting views like crazy over the net, because Ms. Fenty has a new hair color. Limited excitement over here.

She needs to kill this shit like yesterday. The blond hair looks terrible and the 90s outfits are a tragedy. I mean I know she's got some nice curves and stuff and she's everything but fat; but hell is the outfit she's wearing everything but complementing her curves. Look at that ass, it looks not good! I'm already missing low-waist jeans.

All people need to chill the fuck down; she didn't dye her hair blond, it's obviously a wig, I just hope she won't stick to it for to long. She looks like a cheap hooker and the fact that "You Da One" might be one of this years snooze-worthiest songs ever is not helping.

On a better note her club-anthem "We found love" is still storming the charts and sitting nicely at the #1 spots all over the world. I'm kinda pissed at the fact that she can get away with so much shit, her album is not good and her styles lately suck so much, like a porn star sucking on Rocco Siffredi's cock. That's the intensity I was looking for to describe this situation.

More pictures after the jump.

Jennifer Lopez obliterated all your faves at the AMA's 2011

Okay, you know shit is off at the AMA's if Jennifer Lopez is the highlight of the show. Actually, it's kinda tragic...but I don't want to throw shade at Miss Lopez, cuz this milf was hustlin', bitch wants to get paid. She was waving at them pay check's from FIAT, that's why she brought the car along for the performance. This woman is not dumb.
This just leads me to the fact, that there's NO reason for Rihanna, Britney amd Katy to be giving these half arsed stale performances that are dryer than a two year old Xmas cookie, when J.Lo is out there shaking that ass like the rent was due yesterday! She did that shit. Point. Blank. PERIOD.

I'm not even a J.Ho stan but I gotta give credit, where credit is due. I really hope this motiviates  all the lesser (but better selling) girls. This girls (minus Bee and Gaga) are just lazy as fuck. I was laughing my ass of the other night, when I watched Rihanna's interview at the Ellen show. Bitch was lying, was claiming she would put in 150% into her work, if so, why are her vocals so bad, why is her album only average, and why is there no choreography to speak off in her videos? Rihanna needs to take some notes from Kumi, her discography might be an inconsistent mess, but she knows how to perform.

Edit: Is Pitbull sporting an erection? Jeez, it was just yesterday I watched "Anaconda: The hunt for the blood orchid." What a coincidence.

Album review: Rihanna - Talk that talk (Standard edition)

Seems like this goat is blue-printing Koda Kumi and Ayumi's careers, when it comes to album-cycles. It might come as a shock (not really) but this IMAX-wallboard has a new album out, called "Talk that talk".
Everybody who's looking for a deep meaning in a Rihanna album, will be disappointed. You will be looking until your eyes start bleeding and eventually find some whip-cream, lace, hand-cuffs and if you're lucky lubricant.

Girl ain't deep, and even if there's some songs on it, it's not like you can take her serious cuz lines such as "I love it when you eat it" or "I wanna f*ck you right now" are just one skip away. One thing you can be sure is, she likes to sell the sex and she loves the penis. She's not scared to admit it, and that's where she's believable. You know homegirl likes to get eaten out, if she's inviting everyone at a open buffet to "Lick her persuasion". There's only two hoes out there, where I actually believe they want the peen inside their coochie and that's Rihanna and Koda Kumi. All the others, can't be taken serious.

Let's go straight to business and take a gyneacologistic look into Rihanna's vagina, also known as "Talk that talk".

New Music: Rihanna - You Da One

Well, well, well...seems like Rihanna is using again the same pattern as last year.

First release a club banger and then follow up with an RnB slow-jam.

"You Da one" is basically giving me the same thing as "What's my name?" was giving me last year; I hated it first, and came to love it afterwards. I still do to this day.

Actually I'm kinda surprised at how this collaboration between Dr. Luke and Rihanna turned out. It's nothing he's been producing as of now. It's definitely not something he gave Britney or Katy lately, but it's also not redefining pop. He simply provided a nice slice of sunny pop and Rihanna does the rest by giving it a fierce and confidence touch.

It made more or less have the same sound-pattern as "What's my name?" but it completely differs in its content. Later song has a more uplifting and innocent approach as "What's my name?". It's everything but sexual and grown. 

The song is not an instant smash, and isn't really "in ya face" but it is definitely a grower. It's definitely not what I've expected from Rihanna at this point but I gotta give her credit for thinking out of the box and giving us something that us "the public",hough we were used to this kind of music, will have to readjust again. 

Give it a listen: