Lady Gaga unveils tackiest cover ever for the "BORN THIS WAY BALL"

Lady Gaga simply won't sit the fuck down, that's why she went and released the poster "Born This Way Ball" last night on twitter. She wrote:

"You know I work on so many art projects all the time when I see you guys online. I feel like we're all doing homework together."

Will puh-lease, some art teacher slap a hoe, and give her already an "F"?! This shit don't look guud. I gotta give her credit for consistency though, because the entire "Born This Way"-era was a hot mess including her ragged album cover, but that's about it. Seriously, it feels like someone gave her the newest Photoshop edition, she went on to pop some pills and started screwing with  some promo pictures and a random castle that she found on Google.

I neither get why she's wants to go ahead with 450 tour dates. I am so over this era, I simply want her to sit down, record a new album and wow me for once. Instead she's not willing to let go or keep it to a minimum, no she was born to annoy us with over saturating everything. This is in my opinion simply a random act, to prove to herself that she's able to go head to head with Madonna.

Check out the stage after the jump.

Lady Gaga ends promotion for "Born this way"

Well I guess it's curtains for the Born this way-era. Honestly, I couldn't be happier because it was such a big hot mess and it dragged and dragged and it tried way to hard and failed.

What was the line Gaga said during the start of 2011: "The best album of the decade". Ohm, right..!

An Interscope executive has confirmed to Billboard this week that they're not aware of any current plans for another single to be released from Lady Gaga's album Born this way. Gaga is already working on a new album and they hope to release it this year. *shrugs at the thought of it*

Now, I'm not the biggest Gaga fan but I know from a true source (yes my boyfriend is a little monster), that he's everything but happy about the outcome and the choice of singles in this era. In fact, and I agree on this one, gems such as "Government Hooker", "Scheisse", "Bloody Marry" and "Heavy Metal Lover" have completely been sidelined by Gaga. Those were the songs, and I think I can speak for most of the fans, we were rooting for.

Instead she gave precedence to those songs that in her belief were: the true spirit of the album (The edge of glory), this sort of "it gets better songs" (Born this way) & I'm trying to be everything else but a superficial, fame whore songs (You and I)". She tried so desperately this era, to out-do herself, to be indie, to be the spiritual leader with songs that seemed to have been recorded in a church and dragged along a glitter-infested dance floor. It was simply annoying at some point and it was clear, people started to grow tired of her.

This led to her singles failing to chart in the top ten, one after the other or arriving there and getting bitch-slapped by Adele's "Rolling in the deep". Yes, she sold 5.5 million records, and maybe you can blame it on today's economic climate that it's not as good as the Fame-era, still it is definitely not a flop. But with all the promotion she got, she should have shifted as much units as Adele or even more. Which leads me to my next point...

Well it seems like "Marry the night"'s bombing on the chart triggered this era's soon ending, and most probably Gaga's over-exposure, her so tired shocking-techniques and of course her, over-hyping the whole project like her rent depended on it led to it. The era "Born this way" was simply handled wrongly to begin with, and they made it seem as if it was the best thing since sliced bread with Nutella. And it clearly isn't. It was just another pop record.

At this point I just want to say one thing: Gaga stay away from the lime-light, as long as possible. Make your homework and try to bring something fresh and new. You're way to talented to end up as the next Cindy Lauper and if you keep up like this, you will be. In the beginning the biggest thing and some years later sent to oblivion.

Music Video: Lady Gaga - Marry the night

After keeping us on dry land for way to long, Lady Gaga finally decided to eventually release the visuals for "Marry the night". As some of you might already know, I was pretty friggin' excited for this video, from the moment I watched  "The Prelude Pathétique" onward. But after watching this video, it kinda left me indifferent.

Gaga might have promised us, an in-depth view into her past and a very personal video, but somehow she focused way to much on stuff that did not give away much. The intro was way to long for my taste, I was pretty much annoyed by the time I watched it again yesterday. (it might have been my boyfriends fault, for shoving it down my throat several times a week)

I really have to give it to Gaga in some parts her actin' was spot on, but there was really some cringe worthy moments for example, this hell of a cliché, "I'm gonna be a star", or "It's sort of like my past is an unfinished painting", oh com'on how cheesy can you get? I really thought this video would convince me, but it left me very cold. I'm still wondering myself why she even bothered directing a  fifteen minutes video?

Let's fact it, she's not really giving out much information in the first eight minutes. I think the reason why so many people gote fed up with her, is because almost every video she releases, uses this mini-movie melodrama-bullshit that was probably nice the first time around, the second time it might have gotten better and by the third time it started to stink. By know the idea simply got tired and errr-body is cussing at her.

Lady Gaga shows off her goods for Tony Bennett

The Lady  is a definitely a hot looking tramp. Who would have thought that Lady Gaga had such an amazing body. Who would have thought, Tony Bennett would ever see her naked? That's what I call an odd situation.

This artistic picture was snapped by Annie Leibowitz for the January 2012 issue of Vanity Fair. Gaga will be recalling in the issue a nasty comment that a once lover made about her:

"You will die alone in a house bigger than you know, with all your money and hit records, and you will die alone." 

Damn. That's some pissed ex-boyfriend right there! Well, you can suck on it idiot...she might die alone, but you will die alone and poor with that stank attitude. Who wins? 

Stay tuned for the HQ Vanity Fair and Elle UK spreads this week..

Sneak Peak: Lady Gaga - Marry the night

Lady Gagalupe teased today her monsters and my crazy boyfriend with the new sneak peak for "Marry the night", that was aired during her A Very Gaga Thanksgiving-special.

The last time I was actually excited for a Gaga video was probably back then, when she released "Telephone feat. Beyoncé". So, I kept my expectations pretty low from then on. I don't know if it's actually her, the change of director, the fact that she gave LaurieAnn Gibson the boot or simply the fact that I'm in a relationship with a little monster, but I'm really liking what I see so far. I'm genuinely excited.

This scene is totally giving me "Flash dance" and 80s vibes and again Gaga looks on point I can't even front. I think the last time where she actually looked good, was back in the day during her "The Fame-Era" for "Pokerface" and "Paparazzi". I'm loving the dancing, the scenery is simple but it works (I wonder how's she's going to tie it in with the hospital scene?) and yes at this point there's not much to say anymore except:

"Release this goddammit video already Ms. Germanotta. Give us sumthin' guud, we don't wanna wait, we want it noaaaaooow...all this waiting is making my boyfriend hazaaaaayyyy!!!!"

Lady Gaga performs "Marry the Night" (Thanksgiving special)

Lady Gaga revealed a performance for her newest single "Marry the night" for the special of  "A Very Gaga Thanksgiving".

I am surprised at how normal and may I even say how beautiful that Gaga is dressed lately. I don't know what it is, but I love the fact that for one she's got normal long ash-blond hair, with a nice outfit to combine that doesn't look like imported from the year of 2076. I just thought she could have left out the tiara and the earrings and replaced it with something more classic like pearls.

The vocals were on point, and I loved the new add-lips she used at the end of the song (my fave part). I really have to say, she might be a hot mess sometimes, and she might have over-saturated the market over the last 3 years but a hoe can't deny that she has true talent, knows how to entertain and girl can fuckin' saaang!!!

The whole thing aired a couple of hours ago, so we soon shall receive mother monsters blessing through  a lot of uploaded videos.

Take a look at the performance:

Jennifer Lopez obliterated all your faves at the AMA's 2011

Okay, you know shit is off at the AMA's if Jennifer Lopez is the highlight of the show. Actually, it's kinda tragic...but I don't want to throw shade at Miss Lopez, cuz this milf was hustlin', bitch wants to get paid. She was waving at them pay check's from FIAT, that's why she brought the car along for the performance. This woman is not dumb.
This just leads me to the fact, that there's NO reason for Rihanna, Britney amd Katy to be giving these half arsed stale performances that are dryer than a two year old Xmas cookie, when J.Lo is out there shaking that ass like the rent was due yesterday! She did that shit. Point. Blank. PERIOD.

I'm not even a J.Ho stan but I gotta give credit, where credit is due. I really hope this motiviates  all the lesser (but better selling) girls. This girls (minus Bee and Gaga) are just lazy as fuck. I was laughing my ass of the other night, when I watched Rihanna's interview at the Ellen show. Bitch was lying, was claiming she would put in 150% into her work, if so, why are her vocals so bad, why is her album only average, and why is there no choreography to speak off in her videos? Rihanna needs to take some notes from Kumi, her discography might be an inconsistent mess, but she knows how to perform.

Edit: Is Pitbull sporting an erection? Jeez, it was just yesterday I watched "Anaconda: The hunt for the blood orchid." What a coincidence.

Lady Gaga previews "Marry the Night": The Prelude Pathétique

Lady Gaga: "Check out this nurse on the right...she's got a great ass. Bam!!!"

Gaga must not have seen, Silent Hill's nurses, those bitches...have great asses, big tits and better fashion. If this statement comes from a gay man, that has to mean a lot! So Gaga, take notes.

Well, it's about damn time she released "something" and I have to give her credit I'm sort of interested. 

I guess she finally realized, that people are getting tired of her gimmicks and are in urgent need for more substance. So I guess Gaga will be washing a lot of dirty laundry in this video. 

The prelude was well shot, directed by Gaga herself and her voice-over, was like the icing on top of a "Rihanna Birthday Cake". In other words...perfect! The whole thing gave me a lot of Silent Hill vibes, with those endless aisles, the nurses, the psychiatric clinic. It doesn't stop with Silent Hill, it also gave me a lot of "Sucker Punch" vibes, the reason being; other girls, girls trying to kill them selves, again the psychiatric clinic, trying to imagine stuff to make things easier. Very interesting, I have to say. Plus the quote about the nurse was so Gaga-esque, hilarious and random! Loved it. 

So com'on Gaga, give us something good, don't wanna wait I want it naaaoooh! Don't make us wait any longer. This might be the 1st video from this era, where I'm actually curious to see what she's cooked up.

Thoughts, anyone?