Music Video: Koda Kumi - Lay Down

Koda Kumi went and snatched Nicki Minaj and Ayumi's wigs with this visuals for "Lay Down". Her wig game never looked better, I was really feeling that purple short dress she was wearing with the straight-ironed hair and the tights. The effects in the dark with her lips and make-up glow looked simply incredible and she did a better job than Nicki did with "Superbass". Plus the song fits perfectly.

You could really see, that a bitch enjoyed herself, while being carried around through the crowd. I wish she would have spun that ponytail like a propellor. I bet Bey wouldn't have wasted a second to spin that shit. Bet hey, Kumi grabbed her titties, touched a guys crotch (Juicy-style) and crowd surfed like a pro.
All in all, very good video clip from Kumi-san. Now go and buy the album, it's worth every Yen.

New Video: Koda Kumi - Love Technique

Wow, it's really dificult to keep up with all the new videos for the Japonesque-era. But enough of excuses, with no further ado, here's the new video for Love Technique. A fun, colorful and playful video from Koda Kumi san. I'm usually not really fond on Kumi's cutesy video, but this one simply makes me giggle and feel like a 15 year old girls from Shibuya. It's so much fun to watch her.

The plot is very simple; basically it's Kumi with her daily relationship troubles, such as: Her boyfriend not helping her wash the dishes, or simpy not giving her enough affection, etc. But do not worry child, there's the Kumi love expert, who basically gives good advice and pretty much influences the couple to make things work and guarantee a healthy relationship.

I really love it, how fun Kumi can be and how versatile she is while incorporating so many personas.
The song is simply addicting, very sugary and upbeat and if this doesn't get you out of a depression then you really need to consider joining a facility.

Take a look:

NEWS: m-flo to make a comeback after 5 years

It has been confirmed that m-flo are set to make their comeback and release their first original album in 5 years. Now, here I thought that this year couldn't get better, so far we have Koda Kumi's JAPONESQUE (flawless), we know that Madonna and Christina are releasing new music soon and now m-flo. Now all I need is to know that Namie, Crystal and Hikki are all dropping albums this year and I'm a happy stan.

The album will be titled "SQUARE ONE" (very m-flo-esque might I add), and it's scheduled for a March 14th release. The album will contain 15 tracks and will be a mixture of both Taku's and Verbal's styles that they have been experimenting over the last couple of years.

After collaborating with 41 artist for their "LOVES"-series, Verbal has been busy as a member of "Teriyaki Boyz" and launching his solo carrier last March with his first album "VISIONAIR". For my taste, it was a complete let down, except for two tracks that where actually hot "BLACK OUT feat. Namie Amuro & Lil' Wayne" and "Fall Out feat. SHUNYA". Which also led to the biggest disaster to happen in J-Pop: The video for "BLACKOUT" was never released, something that I simply don't get. As if the Tohoku earthquake wasn't enough already. I still hope somebody would leak that damn video already.

Meanwhile, ☆Take Takahashi has remixed Calvin Harris "I'm not alone" and opened up the music service "Block FM", which concentrates on offering dance music.

There's no info yet on if they collaborated with anyone, but this is m-flo we're talking about they simply have to. I simply have some humble fan requests and they can have my money, collaboration with: Crystal Kay, Namie Amuro (she always gets the hottest songs with Taku and Verbal), Koda Kumi before she pops, also BoA, some Emi Hinouchi, Emily and Yoshika, oh and while we're at it some Bennie K, Monkey Majik and CHEMISTRY. I know it's nothing, so humble. Let's face it, me wants the "LOVES"-series back. Stop playing around, you know what's good for you, Taku bring the goods and Verbal get the swagga. Thank you, Bye. 

New Video: Koda Kumi - Boom Boom Boys

Wow, wow, wow!  I'm simply out of words, Kumi left me simply bald with this video.this video was so much fun to watch. Kumi did everything right, from the settings, to her clothes, over to the plot of the video.

Gosh, it's a complete fun song, about a woman who simply doesn't give a shit and wants to have fun. It's similiar to Rihanna's video for "We found love" but the more fun version. Drugs are a topic in this one, from drinking, to smoking and instead of taking pills she gave that whole thing an upgrade and went for the USB-stick. This is how Kumi rules.

She can deliver a message without even having to display actual drugs, but the effect is the same.
Dead, at the view of Kumi kicking that guy out of her bed after a party night. She killed me with that vomiting scene. It was uh-mazing!

I really started to love the song too. While on a first listen, I was not convinced yet...now I'm clearly sold.
The visuals and several plays made me love this song.

So, excuse me while I go and listen to "Japonesque". It leaked in its full glory. At this point I also would like to apologize in case there's no more updates from my side. She might have killed me with to much fierceness.

Koda Kumi -  Boom Boom Boys - [JAPONESQUE] von GSTMIX

My body is simply not ready for this album, it's simply flawless.

I cannot, I simply CANNOT! DEAD!

New Video: Far East Movement - Jello feat. Rye Rye

Far East Movement are coming back soon with their forthcoming album Dirty Bass. Their first single is "Jello feat. Rye Rye".  I noisy club-banger with a heavy bass. So nothing new there, actually I'm not feeling this song. It's not as good as "Like a G6" and neither as good as "Girls on the Dance floor". 

Actually, the best part of the song is Rye Rye's rap. The video has some impersonators and Far East Movement crashing a party, so the usual theme. It's nothing special for them. Oh and by the way, don't confuse "Jello" for the delicious gelatin deserts. Jello equals to ass. Yeah, I know deep!

I wished they would have scratched this song, and went for "Make it bump feat. Koda Kumi". That would have made a nice video for sure. Instead we get, well...this.

Thoughts?

Music Video: Koda Kumi - So Nice (Full PV)

F*ck, I'm stuck at work, and I'm not friggin' able to watch Kumi's new video for "So Nice" that just leaked some minutes ago. But thanks to "Kumi-flash" who posted the Download link from "c-k-jpopmusic.tctf.fr" you people can go ahead and watch it.

I normally don't post Download links, but hey it's Kumi...it's fuckin' worth it.

Stay tuned, for my review once I've been able to watch it. Will somebody please upload this ish to Youtube already???

As Britney once said:

...I need "So nice" right now!!!

Here's the download link!

Edit: 5:05pm - and for the people who don't want to download here's a stream.

Edit 9:39 - Well, since it's almost impossible to find a good streaming video of "So nice" that you can actually an embed video, I'll just make it short this time.

Review: Overall I really have to say that I'm very impressed with the visuals for "So nice". Kumi looks stunning, beautiful, like the most beautiful Geisha to have graced the face of Japan. If I'd have to get me a hooker, please tell me where I can sign to get me Kumi. She was really making me question my sexuality. The kimonos were flawless, the hair was amazing and those fierce high-heels combined with the kimono, that's fashion-perfection. 

The song is as I already mentioned a mixture between "Under", "Amai Wana" and most notably "Candy". In fact Mr. Blistah is featuring, which makes sense because it's the exact same music direction as "Candy" was: an oriental, R&B banger with a heavy delicious bass to die for. 

Here I'm left...my body is simply not ready for so much fierceness. Roll over January 25th I think I can speak for everybody: 

We need Japonesque naaaaooohhhh!

Koda Kumi releases second wave of PV previews for JAPONESQUE

Koda Kumi is really not playing this time around, she means serious business and is coming for wigs. She just released the second portion of PV previews for her newest upcoming album "Japonesque".

Let me tell you they're so yummy!!!

She just went, and shamed all them K-Pop and J-Pop bitches, with a 30 seconds preview for "Lay Down". I can't remember the last time, I saw such high production values on a video clip, even more so coming from Koda Kumi. This era is shitting all over her previous work. I can see Ayumi holding on to her wig. I love me some Namie, but she left that woman bald. She just snatched C.L.'s and Minzy's wigs, so much swagger in such a short amount of time.

Lessers? Check your wigs at the counter. 

Kumi just blew the roof off.

Here's my second short review for all the released previews. More after the jump.

Koda Kumi releases PV preview's for JAPONESQUE

Finally, things are starting to definitely roll for Kumi-stans like me. I'm actually really excited after I watched several previews and I have to say they are very promising. Kumi might be pregnant and married but she's making sure that she's going out with a BANG! Bitch, is letting Ayumi Hamasaki look lazy.

From all the previews I've watched, there's not one that screams "filler". In fact the production of every PV I've seen so far is top notch. I bet Jessie J is about to snatch Kumi's director because what Ray Kay did for "Domino" was a literal blasphemy.

I've prepared, a big treat for you after the jump. I've summarized my thoughts on every video. Can't believe I could be bothered, to do this. But hey it's Kumi after all, my #1 Jpop-hoe and she's coming for wigs.

New Music: Koda Kumi - Boom Boom Boys

Koda Kumi will be releasing a new album called  Japonesque (I know big shock). So it's no surprise, that one week prior to its release, like almost every year, one or two songs somehow end up in the Internet. This year it's "Boom Boom Boys" turn, one of her new songs. Bitch got lucky that the rest of her album is still under lock, four years ago things got really hardcore; I was able to listen almost two weeks earlier to Kingdom. (Check it out, one of her most consistent albums today)

Give it a listen:



I guess it's an alright song. I liked the singles from Japonesque that were released throughout 2011 better, but it's by no means a bad song. Maybe I'll have to give it a couple of listens, so that it grows on me. The song sounds very similar to "Freaky", with rock elements,strong guitar riffs and still a bit dancy. The catchiest part has to be the chorus and Kuu shooting "Boom Boom Boys!!".

As from what I could listen until now from the previews on her official site, it's starting to build up like most of her albums. Some dance songs, some rock songs, some cutesy-sugar-coated songs and a couple of ballads. So nothing new. Let's just hope the quality of the music is better this time around.

Japonesque will be released on January 25th.

Watch: Koda Kumi SLAYED the M.A.M.A. performance!

If other bitches in the game are looking up to you and singing your song, while you're performing, then shit is definitively right and that shows a hell of a lot: how big a star truly is, how much appreciation other people give to you, and how established you are. In other words, Koda Kumi is a legend in Asia.

Jesus Christ, am I proud to say that I'm a Koda Kumi fan since 2003/4. Homegirl, went all in and scalped all those K-pop hoes. She made those SNSD-bots look irrelevant. All you worthless wannabes bow the fuck down, cuz Kumi will show you how to perform and you will have to deal.

First of let me tell you how beautiful the rendition of "Ai no Uta" was. I felt like it was fall 2007 and I was spinning that song for the first time. Simply breathtaking. Kumi looked stunning, she shined throughout the whole performance, she was radiating like the sun. Her wig game was on point you could clearly see why. She had all them other hoes running bald, because all their hair was individually hand-snatched by Kumi, colored in the same color scheme and then carefully sewn in to make the perfect wig for Kumi. Have you seen all them people looking in awe? Hysterical.

Music Video: Koda Kumi - Love me back

It might be almost Christmas but damn, temperatures just have risen to the stratosphere. 

Yass!! Koda Kumi, just came correct with a video and she's hotter than ever. "V.I.P." and "Ko-so-ko-so" were child play in comparison. Now, this is the real deal.

This woman's got swagger for days. Britney would probably sell her soul to the devil to get such swag nowadays. The police outfits were banging, the scenery looked very good, the wig-game was top notch and hell did she deliver. I haven't seen Kumi this dirty...well, probably since "TABOO". Homegurl was slow grinding, pussy popping, titties-shakin', her as was bouncing, she was grabbing some ass, showed a mothaf*cka who's the boss, dancing on tables, dry humping a dude and letting him touch her tits. She meant serious business with this video, bitch was not playing she went all in and demanded diamonds and sapphires and obviously some dick!

I think the last time I really saw her, touching guys and actin' like a real skank and not a half-arsed hoe who lost her touch like in the "Lollipop" video, might have been probably for "Juicy". She's finally recovering her skankiness back. This actually redeemed the song that I didn't like in the beginning. It actually works for me, now.

Way to go Kumi, now imagine she would perform this shit at the MAMA, people would probably get a heart attack. Oh and just one last thing; I have one single critic point here, I mean we're talking about Kumi in the end,.Why the hell did she become a nurse in the end? Three quarters of the video she's playing this police hoe and all of a sudden a nurse? I know there wasn't a plot to speak of, but c'mon I'm confused here. Well, I guess she proved once again, that she's an inconsistent mess. Anyway, love you Kuu!

Koda Kumi to perfrom at MAMA

Koda Kumi will be attending the "2011 Mnet Asian Music Awards (MAMA)", which will be held at the Singapore Indoor Stadium  on November 29th. You don't know this bitch if you thought, she would only strut down the red carpet and sit her ass down for 2 hours. Kumi will perform. You ask yourself, why it's such a big deal?

Well, let me break it down for you: MAMA is the biggest music award in Asia, and it will be broadcast in 45 different countries and upcoming show will be the 13th time this event will be held, plus Kumi is the only Japanese singer attending it. So how high are chances we get a slut-tastic performance from Kumi?
I want that performance to be so nasty that all the KPop hoes in attendance will go into convulsion and seizures at the sight of it. I'm talking humping bottles, pole dancing, weave trashing, titties shaking. You f*ckin' name it!

I won't accept a performance that doesn't involve this:

Thoughts?

Jennifer Lopez obliterated all your faves at the AMA's 2011

Okay, you know shit is off at the AMA's if Jennifer Lopez is the highlight of the show. Actually, it's kinda tragic...but I don't want to throw shade at Miss Lopez, cuz this milf was hustlin', bitch wants to get paid. She was waving at them pay check's from FIAT, that's why she brought the car along for the performance. This woman is not dumb.
This just leads me to the fact, that there's NO reason for Rihanna, Britney amd Katy to be giving these half arsed stale performances that are dryer than a two year old Xmas cookie, when J.Lo is out there shaking that ass like the rent was due yesterday! She did that shit. Point. Blank. PERIOD.

I'm not even a J.Ho stan but I gotta give credit, where credit is due. I really hope this motiviates  all the lesser (but better selling) girls. This girls (minus Bee and Gaga) are just lazy as fuck. I was laughing my ass of the other night, when I watched Rihanna's interview at the Ellen show. Bitch was lying, was claiming she would put in 150% into her work, if so, why are her vocals so bad, why is her album only average, and why is there no choreography to speak off in her videos? Rihanna needs to take some notes from Kumi, her discography might be an inconsistent mess, but she knows how to perform.

Edit: Is Pitbull sporting an erection? Jeez, it was just yesterday I watched "Anaconda: The hunt for the blood orchid." What a coincidence.

Koda Kumi preview's "Love me back" video

I see Kumi is hustlin' as usual, so that money gets printed. So after releasing her single to radios, she didn't waste any time to preview a short clip from "Love me back". As for me, I'm not really feeling the song.
I really gave it a try and I forced myself to like it, but unless it pops up while I have my iPod on shuffle, I won't look for it.

This means, Kumi will have to work overtime for the song to impress me and even win me over in the process. Seems like results are starting to show. Bitch ain't playin'. She went straight back in a time-capsule to 2005 and 2007. She dragged her nastiest costumes from Cherry Girl through a time portal, made a short stop on Namie's "Play" album cover, snatched that police hat right of Namie's head and went straight to the video shoot for "Love me back" to pop her pussy! You can say whatever you want...but there isn't many things that a attract me in a woman, but Kumi, whenever she licks her lips and acts a hoe...I'm in porn-heaven.

But I'm still kinda pissed that better songs always get shitty videos and no dance routines. *side-eyes POP DEEBA video*

NEW MUSIC: Koda Kumi - Love me back

Koda Kumi has a new single. Excitement is everywhere. Wait… not really!

Christmas season is approaching, of course this tramp is going to release a new single, nothing new there. I’m actually just surprised that it’s not a Christmas ballad but rather fast paced and skanky.
Kumi has been a bad girl this Christmas, no gifts for her. Sorry.

“Love me back” is pretty much the Kumi we have experienced to know over the past 2.5 years; A Kumi that has no clue, what to do with her life. Her last approach at a more or less consistent album was “Kingdom” back in January 2008. And after that she started to explore the deep nasty holes of electronica elements. On some tracks such as "Taboo" she succeeded, on other tracks she completely messed up “Bling Bling Bling” and on others such as “Physical Thing” and “Driving” she completely exceeded my expectations. This would be all good, but let’s not forget the inconsistency on a monthly basis, with obligatory ballads, those sickly sweet cutesy songs or such songs like “Love me back”.

Pretty much outdated pieces of shit that are simply: fillers, left overs, re-hashes of old Kumi songs and simply disappointing and a huge step back. This song is simply nothing new and compared to her “4 Times” summer single a huge step back. Whereas “4” had new directions such as “Ko so ko so” and “Up in the air”. This one is again the ol’ same.  I could smell “Cherry Girl” and “D.D.D.’s” pussy a mile away. Kumi’s discography has been leaking like an STD infected pussy over the last view years and she definitely needs a plumber.


Take a listen: