Ayumi Hamasaki files for divorce and blaims it on Tohoku earthquake.

It's been one day since Ayumi Hamasaki announced on her official fan club site, that she was officially divorcing from her husband Manuel Schwarz.

Ayu wrote: 

“I am reporting that I will be filing for divorce on Monday in America,” and explained the reason for divorce. “The reason lies within myself. At the time of our marriage, we decided to live in America, however, because of the Tohoku Earthquake that occurred two months later, a strong feeling sprouted within me that I didn’t want to be apart from Japan. I wasn’t able to imagine a life in America, and as a result, I left my husband by himself for a long period of time.”

Seriously, is anyone actually surprised that Ayu filed for divorce? This hoe, marries every f*ckin' guy that co-stars in one of her PV's. It was only a matter of time. You don't marry somebody after only knowing him for three months, that ain't right. I guess he must have been good at hitting her vagina raw or something.

Let's face it we all know how Ayu rolls, it's the same way as with the singles; bitch keeps things fresh and doesn't waste time and moves on. We all know there must have been a huge gangsta language barrier, but when those panties drop we all speak the same language, so this can't be the reason! I sure as hell do not believe it was the Tohoku earthquake neither, he could have joined her in Tokyo...com'on. Plus Avex is constantly printing money into Ayu's bank-account. Bitch could have flown back and forth if she really wanted to stay with him.

Anyway, Ayu will be flying over to the US, to file for divorce in a couple of days. It looks like everything is going well. Avex might have already oganized several recording sessions, to keep this cash-cow busy, no time to think about broken relationships, money has to be printed.

Music Video: Lana Del Rey - Born to die

I know I'm kinda late on this one, but due to holidays and stuff I had to deal with there was no way I could have found the time. But hey, better late than never.

I'm probably reviewing this video because it's one of my favorites in a long time. Ya'll know video's are nowadays nothing special, have a $2.00 budged, are completely boring or epileptic messes with upon 1000 product placements. So this video, was non of that...in fact it's Lana Del Rey's first big-budged music video for "Born to die". I've been playing a shit-load of Lana Del Rey lately, but this song right here got all my love, in fact it's one of my most-listened-ever on my iTunes. Pretty crazy, right?

I guess one of the reasons, why I ended up loving this song so much was because of the video. From the amazing and flaw-free production, to the beautifully shot cathedral scenes, the two tigers (cute), to her make out session with that tattooed guy and to one of the most goosebumps-inducing finals to ever exist in a music video. Let's not even start with how stunning Lana looks, she's to die for. Make sure to watch the entire thing, it's simply worth it.

To all the haters, she might have screwed up the SNL performances but trust on this, we will hear a lot fro Lana this year, and she will redeem those performances, I'm convinced of that.

SHE'S SIMPLY FLAWLESS. LANA-STAN IN THE MAKING!

Madonna finally throws Lady Gaga under a tram for plagiarism!

Madonna finds herself asked a lot of questions during the promo trails for her new movie "W.E.", that's hitting cinemas in the US this month. But one of the questions that burned the most, was revolving Lady Gaga.

Mama Monster completely denied all accusations that "Born this way" was a complete "Express yourself" rip off. On top of that she went to invent a fake e-mail from Madonna that never existed. As you all might remember during a late night show, Lady Gaga when being questioned about "Born this way" sounding very similar to "Express yourself", told the world that Madonna send her an e-mail giving her blessing and wishing her all the best. FAKE HOE! Aside from releasing an MTV Video Music Awards performance from "Express yourself",nothing much happened from Madonna's side.

So, yesterday when asked by Newsweek what she thinks of "Born this way", Madonna answered:

"I thought, this is a wonderful way to redo my song (Express yourself). I mean, I recognized the chord changes. I thought it was... interesting."

Finally, I thought this day would never come. Gaga got her deserved shade. Thank you Madonna, it was over due...ohhh hell, it was soo damn over due. And the best part is, Madonna scalped a hoe in the most polite way ever. But you could smell, the intoxicating scent of poison coming from her words.

Who is the Queen?

And the exquisite throwing of shade, didn't stop here. Madonna went on to say:

"When I first saw her I was really impressed by her and she was cool. She did remind me of me back in the day."

That past tense, stings like a ragging bitch. At last, we know how Madge feels about this cunt. Now what Gaga needs to do, is stop with all her gimmicks, get the fuck off and come back in the end of 2012 with a new album, that doesn't sound like a church choir on ecstasy with a gay banner on top. (this comes from me, and I am gay) Gaga, simply make decent pop music again. Better music, less gimmicks. Thank you. Bye.

MADONNA HAS SPOKEN, ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!

Cassie talks upcoming album in January 2012 issue of V Magazine

Miss Cassandra Ventura, is not a woman who likes to get stressed, so that's why she's taking her sweet time to prepare her long awaited comeback since forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

I was almost losing faith (once again), after Cassie premiered the trailer for "King of hearts" a month ago and leaving us with no news up until now. I was already contemplating at the thought of a possible album scrap, it would definitely not be the first time. But this interview with Patrick Sandberg from V Magazine, get's my hopes up and it seems like the engine is starting to finally roll:

From V Magazine:

"The record itself maintains the dark and sultry elements of her early material but merges it with electronic dance, jungle, reggae, and even ska. “At the time I made the record I went out to Ibiza and I really started to feel these jungle beats,” she says. “But at the same time I wanted to keep the ‘Me and U’ tone, really simple and clean. I have a lot of friends who are DJs and they like to mix, so I like to leave a really clean skeleton with the vocal.”

The combination of these new influences with her clean style adds up to a perfect sum of what Cassie is all about this year. “In my video we called it ‘giving ’90s supermodel.’ It’s the perfect definition of who I am right now and what I’m going through,” she says, smiling. “People aren’t going to expect me to come out with what I have.”

So dark and sultry elements & electronic dance, Ibiza jungle, reggae and even ska. Yep I'm soo jumping on that Cassie-train this year. This woman simply will be delivering and showing them hoes who's the Queen of icy Electro-R&B.

I'll be leaving you AGAIN with the video preview for "King of hearts", because those 0:37 seconds slayed my life. Gimme, 90's supermodel bitch!

Madonna's new album is called "M.D.N.A."

The madness is starting to roll in; while taping an upcoming episode for the Graham Norton Show some days ago, Madonna, Queen of Pop and the Galaxy, revealed to the host that her new album will be called M.D.N.A. 


Reports were claiming that Madge wasn't yet sure about it and there's a chance that she might change her mind, but quickly afterwards her official Facebook page confirmed the news, and it's indeed the really title.

From Facebook:

"Madonna just officially announced the name of her upcoming studio album, which is "M.D.N.A"!

Well, there's not much to say, besides the name is fuckin' everything and I love the fact that it sounds the same as "MDMA", otherwise known as ecstasy and a party drug. Adding up to the fact that it's very controversial and forward-thinking. So this definitely gets a pass from my side.

Who's ready for the Queen?

Madonna's new album is called "M.D.N.A."

The magness is starting to roll in; while taping an upcoming

Rihanna announces "Talk that talk feat. Jay-Z" next single

This is my first post for 2012. Happy New Year y'all! So, let's cut the chase, get down to business and as I like to have it, dirty!

Well, I think it's save to say that at this point " You Da One" is a huge flop. I cannot say that I'm surprised, with a crappy video, a song that sounds like "What's my name?" for poor people and a wig game that looked hideous, it had to go down this root. NEXT!

Ms. Fenty, didn't waste any time to post the cover for her next single, "Talk that Talk feat. Jay-Z" which happens to be at the same time the title track of her new LP, on twitter.

I've never really been a huge fan of this song, it's nice to listen while on a bus ride on the way back from work, but that's about it. Plus, Jay-Z's rap has to be the most stupid word-combinations, this man has ever written in his entire career. He should have rather went with Beyoncé to some prenatal yoga classes. 

Beside, the song being a generic mess, my biggest problem with this release is (we all know it and are thinking the same): "If this bitch, ain't gon' release "Where have you been" as a single during this era, then there's going to be a burned pop star! Cause I'm personally gonna burn her at the stake, for committing the biggest pop crime since Britney Spears, failed to release "Get Naked (I got a plan)" or since Kylie Minogue's "Get outta my head" flopped on the charts. SHE SIMPLY CANNOT DO THIS!!!

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