Music Video: Koda Kumi - Lay Down

Koda Kumi went and snatched Nicki Minaj and Ayumi's wigs with this visuals for "Lay Down". Her wig game never looked better, I was really feeling that purple short dress she was wearing with the straight-ironed hair and the tights. The effects in the dark with her lips and make-up glow looked simply incredible and she did a better job than Nicki did with "Superbass". Plus the song fits perfectly.

You could really see, that a bitch enjoyed herself, while being carried around through the crowd. I wish she would have spun that ponytail like a propellor. I bet Bey wouldn't have wasted a second to spin that shit. Bet hey, Kumi grabbed her titties, touched a guys crotch (Juicy-style) and crowd surfed like a pro.
All in all, very good video clip from Kumi-san. Now go and buy the album, it's worth every Yen.

Music Video: Koda Kumi - So Nice (Full PV)

F*ck, I'm stuck at work, and I'm not friggin' able to watch Kumi's new video for "So Nice" that just leaked some minutes ago. But thanks to "Kumi-flash" who posted the Download link from "c-k-jpopmusic.tctf.fr" you people can go ahead and watch it.

I normally don't post Download links, but hey it's Kumi...it's fuckin' worth it.

Stay tuned, for my review once I've been able to watch it. Will somebody please upload this ish to Youtube already???

As Britney once said:

...I need "So nice" right now!!!

Here's the download link!

Edit: 5:05pm - and for the people who don't want to download here's a stream.

Edit 9:39 - Well, since it's almost impossible to find a good streaming video of "So nice" that you can actually an embed video, I'll just make it short this time.

Review: Overall I really have to say that I'm very impressed with the visuals for "So nice". Kumi looks stunning, beautiful, like the most beautiful Geisha to have graced the face of Japan. If I'd have to get me a hooker, please tell me where I can sign to get me Kumi. She was really making me question my sexuality. The kimonos were flawless, the hair was amazing and those fierce high-heels combined with the kimono, that's fashion-perfection. 

The song is as I already mentioned a mixture between "Under", "Amai Wana" and most notably "Candy". In fact Mr. Blistah is featuring, which makes sense because it's the exact same music direction as "Candy" was: an oriental, R&B banger with a heavy delicious bass to die for. 

Here I'm left...my body is simply not ready for so much fierceness. Roll over January 25th I think I can speak for everybody: 

We need Japonesque naaaaooohhhh!

Koda Kumi releases second wave of PV previews for JAPONESQUE

Koda Kumi is really not playing this time around, she means serious business and is coming for wigs. She just released the second portion of PV previews for her newest upcoming album "Japonesque".

Let me tell you they're so yummy!!!

She just went, and shamed all them K-Pop and J-Pop bitches, with a 30 seconds preview for "Lay Down". I can't remember the last time, I saw such high production values on a video clip, even more so coming from Koda Kumi. This era is shitting all over her previous work. I can see Ayumi holding on to her wig. I love me some Namie, but she left that woman bald. She just snatched C.L.'s and Minzy's wigs, so much swagger in such a short amount of time.

Lessers? Check your wigs at the counter. 

Kumi just blew the roof off.

Here's my second short review for all the released previews. More after the jump.

Koda Kumi releases PV preview's for JAPONESQUE

Finally, things are starting to definitely roll for Kumi-stans like me. I'm actually really excited after I watched several previews and I have to say they are very promising. Kumi might be pregnant and married but she's making sure that she's going out with a BANG! Bitch, is letting Ayumi Hamasaki look lazy.

From all the previews I've watched, there's not one that screams "filler". In fact the production of every PV I've seen so far is top notch. I bet Jessie J is about to snatch Kumi's director because what Ray Kay did for "Domino" was a literal blasphemy.

I've prepared, a big treat for you after the jump. I've summarized my thoughts on every video. Can't believe I could be bothered, to do this. But hey it's Kumi after all, my #1 Jpop-hoe and she's coming for wigs.

Music Video: Lana Del Rey - Born to die

I know I'm kinda late on this one, but due to holidays and stuff I had to deal with there was no way I could have found the time. But hey, better late than never.

I'm probably reviewing this video because it's one of my favorites in a long time. Ya'll know video's are nowadays nothing special, have a $2.00 budged, are completely boring or epileptic messes with upon 1000 product placements. So this video, was non of that...in fact it's Lana Del Rey's first big-budged music video for "Born to die". I've been playing a shit-load of Lana Del Rey lately, but this song right here got all my love, in fact it's one of my most-listened-ever on my iTunes. Pretty crazy, right?

I guess one of the reasons, why I ended up loving this song so much was because of the video. From the amazing and flaw-free production, to the beautifully shot cathedral scenes, the two tigers (cute), to her make out session with that tattooed guy and to one of the most goosebumps-inducing finals to ever exist in a music video. Let's not even start with how stunning Lana looks, she's to die for. Make sure to watch the entire thing, it's simply worth it.

To all the haters, she might have screwed up the SNL performances but trust on this, we will hear a lot fro Lana this year, and she will redeem those performances, I'm convinced of that.

SHE'S SIMPLY FLAWLESS. LANA-STAN IN THE MAKING!

Music Video: Lady Gaga - Marry the night

After keeping us on dry land for way to long, Lady Gaga finally decided to eventually release the visuals for "Marry the night". As some of you might already know, I was pretty friggin' excited for this video, from the moment I watched  "The Prelude Pathétique" onward. But after watching this video, it kinda left me indifferent.

Gaga might have promised us, an in-depth view into her past and a very personal video, but somehow she focused way to much on stuff that did not give away much. The intro was way to long for my taste, I was pretty much annoyed by the time I watched it again yesterday. (it might have been my boyfriends fault, for shoving it down my throat several times a week)

I really have to give it to Gaga in some parts her actin' was spot on, but there was really some cringe worthy moments for example, this hell of a cliché, "I'm gonna be a star", or "It's sort of like my past is an unfinished painting", oh com'on how cheesy can you get? I really thought this video would convince me, but it left me very cold. I'm still wondering myself why she even bothered directing a  fifteen minutes video?

Let's fact it, she's not really giving out much information in the first eight minutes. I think the reason why so many people gote fed up with her, is because almost every video she releases, uses this mini-movie melodrama-bullshit that was probably nice the first time around, the second time it might have gotten better and by the third time it started to stink. By know the idea simply got tired and errr-body is cussing at her.

Music Video: Koda Kumi - Love me back

It might be almost Christmas but damn, temperatures just have risen to the stratosphere. 

Yass!! Koda Kumi, just came correct with a video and she's hotter than ever. "V.I.P." and "Ko-so-ko-so" were child play in comparison. Now, this is the real deal.

This woman's got swagger for days. Britney would probably sell her soul to the devil to get such swag nowadays. The police outfits were banging, the scenery looked very good, the wig-game was top notch and hell did she deliver. I haven't seen Kumi this dirty...well, probably since "TABOO". Homegurl was slow grinding, pussy popping, titties-shakin', her as was bouncing, she was grabbing some ass, showed a mothaf*cka who's the boss, dancing on tables, dry humping a dude and letting him touch her tits. She meant serious business with this video, bitch was not playing she went all in and demanded diamonds and sapphires and obviously some dick!

I think the last time I really saw her, touching guys and actin' like a real skank and not a half-arsed hoe who lost her touch like in the "Lollipop" video, might have been probably for "Juicy". She's finally recovering her skankiness back. This actually redeemed the song that I didn't like in the beginning. It actually works for me, now.

Way to go Kumi, now imagine she would perform this shit at the MAMA, people would probably get a heart attack. Oh and just one last thing; I have one single critic point here, I mean we're talking about Kumi in the end,.Why the hell did she become a nurse in the end? Three quarters of the video she's playing this police hoe and all of a sudden a nurse? I know there wasn't a plot to speak of, but c'mon I'm confused here. Well, I guess she proved once again, that she's an inconsistent mess. Anyway, love you Kuu!

Music Video: Crystal Kay - Superman

It's finally here Crystal Kay's new video for Superman.

Now. I like the song a lot, but I still wished she would have released "Konya wa #1" as a single, because in my opinion it's so much better than this. But the song is good for what it is. The video is better than some of her past efforts, but some scenes looked really cheap. I know her video's are not really an event to speak of in general, I mean "After love ~First boyfriend~" was a snooze-fest of a video, but at least there was quality behind and it had a beautiful visual.

Another thing I really didn't like was the randomness of the scenes. There were almost seven different styles/characters/personas. We had: The cute one, the Janet knock-off, the pink wig mess, the Beyoncé diva, Umbrella girl, car commercial Kuri, black n white bitch, and finally retro 90's Kuri. This all thrown in, in one single mix and it's causing me a head-ache. Who ever came up with this idea or edited this video needs to be sacked. He needs to GO! She should have went for the dancing scene instead, plus one or two other styles. 

As to the dancing, she's not the greatest dancer, but you can tell home girl worked her butt off at those dance-classes. I really like the Janet vibes she's giving me, she owned the damn choreo and the breakdown during the bridge...dead. Werk bitch!

Now let's hope this song will do her good and keep her relevant on the Oricon charts. I'm expecting an album by May 2012. You betta note that down somewhere, girl! I love CKay and I'm so happy she's bag, JPop is simply not the same without her. "Konnani chikaku de" is to this day still R&B crack!

Music Video: Robin Thicke - Love After War

Are you lookin' for a perfect and f*cktastic "make up" song? Well, don't look further, cuz you just found it here. Robin Thicke returns with his first single "Love After War" lifted from his fifth studio album with the same name, due out December 6th. 

Let me tell you, even if you don't like the song like I do, you still need to peep the video just for the fact that Robin is gettin' shirtless. He fine!

As to the song, it's definitely in my alley. I like it a lot. The video in itself is nothing special, but I like the fact that he recorded it with his wife "Paula Patton" and there's simply chemistry. All-though...why on earth did homegirl sport for half of the video that hideous wig? She looked like a hooker.

Music video: BoA - Milestone

Yes...BoA is officially back in Japan and let me tell you what a let down. Not that I was looking forward to anything big, but this song...is such a snooze fest. If I didn't know better; I'd say I had serious thoughts about hurting myself while listening to it. When I was done with it, all I was left with was this one question: "Did I just really waste 3 minutes and 35 second of my life?"

The video doesn't really redeem the song, in fact I just wasted the same amount of time again. I don't know what Avex do to BoA, but this girl simply can't be bothered to live her life while releasing a new single via Avex. I seriously thought she head some sort of death-wishes in this video. During the whole scene on that roof top I was like: "Please BoA, don't get to close to that edge! I know it's a terrible song, I know it's an outdated rubbish song, but please don't do it!"

But besides BoA wanting to kill herself, she really looked nice throughout the whole video. 

Homegirl simply needs to either leave Avex, go to Korea and drop a decent comeback album or simply focus on her singing and acting career in the states. I can't take another video like this one.

Lady Gaga previews "Marry the Night": The Prelude Pathétique

Lady Gaga: "Check out this nurse on the right...she's got a great ass. Bam!!!"

Gaga must not have seen, Silent Hill's nurses, those bitches...have great asses, big tits and better fashion. If this statement comes from a gay man, that has to mean a lot! So Gaga, take notes.

Well, it's about damn time she released "something" and I have to give her credit I'm sort of interested. 

I guess she finally realized, that people are getting tired of her gimmicks and are in urgent need for more substance. So I guess Gaga will be washing a lot of dirty laundry in this video. 

The prelude was well shot, directed by Gaga herself and her voice-over, was like the icing on top of a "Rihanna Birthday Cake". In other words...perfect! The whole thing gave me a lot of Silent Hill vibes, with those endless aisles, the nurses, the psychiatric clinic. It doesn't stop with Silent Hill, it also gave me a lot of "Sucker Punch" vibes, the reason being; other girls, girls trying to kill them selves, again the psychiatric clinic, trying to imagine stuff to make things easier. Very interesting, I have to say. Plus the quote about the nurse was so Gaga-esque, hilarious and random! Loved it. 

So com'on Gaga, give us something good, don't wanna wait I want it naaaoooh! Don't make us wait any longer. This might be the 1st video from this era, where I'm actually curious to see what she's cooked up.

Thoughts, anyone?

Koda Kumi preview's "Love me back" video

I see Kumi is hustlin' as usual, so that money gets printed. So after releasing her single to radios, she didn't waste any time to preview a short clip from "Love me back". As for me, I'm not really feeling the song.
I really gave it a try and I forced myself to like it, but unless it pops up while I have my iPod on shuffle, I won't look for it.

This means, Kumi will have to work overtime for the song to impress me and even win me over in the process. Seems like results are starting to show. Bitch ain't playin'. She went straight back in a time-capsule to 2005 and 2007. She dragged her nastiest costumes from Cherry Girl through a time portal, made a short stop on Namie's "Play" album cover, snatched that police hat right of Namie's head and went straight to the video shoot for "Love me back" to pop her pussy! You can say whatever you want...but there isn't many things that a attract me in a woman, but Kumi, whenever she licks her lips and acts a hoe...I'm in porn-heaven.

But I'm still kinda pissed that better songs always get shitty videos and no dance routines. *side-eyes POP DEEBA video*