Watch: Koda Kumi SLAYED the M.A.M.A. performance!

If other bitches in the game are looking up to you and singing your song, while you're performing, then shit is definitively right and that shows a hell of a lot: how big a star truly is, how much appreciation other people give to you, and how established you are. In other words, Koda Kumi is a legend in Asia.

Jesus Christ, am I proud to say that I'm a Koda Kumi fan since 2003/4. Homegirl, went all in and scalped all those K-pop hoes. She made those SNSD-bots look irrelevant. All you worthless wannabes bow the fuck down, cuz Kumi will show you how to perform and you will have to deal.

First of let me tell you how beautiful the rendition of "Ai no Uta" was. I felt like it was fall 2007 and I was spinning that song for the first time. Simply breathtaking. Kumi looked stunning, she shined throughout the whole performance, she was radiating like the sun. Her wig game was on point you could clearly see why. She had all them other hoes running bald, because all their hair was individually hand-snatched by Kumi, colored in the same color scheme and then carefully sewn in to make the perfect wig for Kumi. Have you seen all them people looking in awe? Hysterical.

Lady Gaga shows off her goods for Tony Bennett

The Lady  is a definitely a hot looking tramp. Who would have thought that Lady Gaga had such an amazing body. Who would have thought, Tony Bennett would ever see her naked? That's what I call an odd situation.

This artistic picture was snapped by Annie Leibowitz for the January 2012 issue of Vanity Fair. Gaga will be recalling in the issue a nasty comment that a once lover made about her:

"You will die alone in a house bigger than you know, with all your money and hit records, and you will die alone." 

Damn. That's some pissed ex-boyfriend right there! Well, you can suck on it idiot...she might die alone, but you will die alone and poor with that stank attitude. Who wins? 

Stay tuned for the HQ Vanity Fair and Elle UK spreads this week..

Kylie Minogue is a fan of Madonna...

One thing first, I still think to this day that Kylie is way better than Madonna, but let's just skip that part. *stan-mode off*

This is something, that not everyone can do. This show's serious greatness another reason why I love Kylie. She's not in for the bullshit, she's simply not in for unnecessary competition. There's room for everyone on everyone's iPods. 

And it shows balls, to admit in an interview that she's well a nobody in America. What still to this day can't believe and it shows again how the American public has no idea of how great Kylie's music is, but bullshit like Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez sell LP's like warm bagels. This is foolishness at its best.

Bow down to the queen, Kylie Minogue. Your faves could neva, I tells ya.

Music Video: Koda Kumi - Love me back

It might be almost Christmas but damn, temperatures just have risen to the stratosphere. 

Yass!! Koda Kumi, just came correct with a video and she's hotter than ever. "V.I.P." and "Ko-so-ko-so" were child play in comparison. Now, this is the real deal.

This woman's got swagger for days. Britney would probably sell her soul to the devil to get such swag nowadays. The police outfits were banging, the scenery looked very good, the wig-game was top notch and hell did she deliver. I haven't seen Kumi this dirty...well, probably since "TABOO". Homegurl was slow grinding, pussy popping, titties-shakin', her as was bouncing, she was grabbing some ass, showed a mothaf*cka who's the boss, dancing on tables, dry humping a dude and letting him touch her tits. She meant serious business with this video, bitch was not playing she went all in and demanded diamonds and sapphires and obviously some dick!

I think the last time I really saw her, touching guys and actin' like a real skank and not a half-arsed hoe who lost her touch like in the "Lollipop" video, might have been probably for "Juicy". She's finally recovering her skankiness back. This actually redeemed the song that I didn't like in the beginning. It actually works for me, now.

Way to go Kumi, now imagine she would perform this shit at the MAMA, people would probably get a heart attack. Oh and just one last thing; I have one single critic point here, I mean we're talking about Kumi in the end,.Why the hell did she become a nurse in the end? Three quarters of the video she's playing this police hoe and all of a sudden a nurse? I know there wasn't a plot to speak of, but c'mon I'm confused here. Well, I guess she proved once again, that she's an inconsistent mess. Anyway, love you Kuu!

Koda Kumi to perfrom at MAMA

Koda Kumi will be attending the "2011 Mnet Asian Music Awards (MAMA)", which will be held at the Singapore Indoor Stadium  on November 29th. You don't know this bitch if you thought, she would only strut down the red carpet and sit her ass down for 2 hours. Kumi will perform. You ask yourself, why it's such a big deal?

Well, let me break it down for you: MAMA is the biggest music award in Asia, and it will be broadcast in 45 different countries and upcoming show will be the 13th time this event will be held, plus Kumi is the only Japanese singer attending it. So how high are chances we get a slut-tastic performance from Kumi?
I want that performance to be so nasty that all the KPop hoes in attendance will go into convulsion and seizures at the sight of it. I'm talking humping bottles, pole dancing, weave trashing, titties shaking. You f*ckin' name it!

I won't accept a performance that doesn't involve this:

Thoughts?

Music Video: Crystal Kay - Superman

It's finally here Crystal Kay's new video for Superman.

Now. I like the song a lot, but I still wished she would have released "Konya wa #1" as a single, because in my opinion it's so much better than this. But the song is good for what it is. The video is better than some of her past efforts, but some scenes looked really cheap. I know her video's are not really an event to speak of in general, I mean "After love ~First boyfriend~" was a snooze-fest of a video, but at least there was quality behind and it had a beautiful visual.

Another thing I really didn't like was the randomness of the scenes. There were almost seven different styles/characters/personas. We had: The cute one, the Janet knock-off, the pink wig mess, the Beyoncé diva, Umbrella girl, car commercial Kuri, black n white bitch, and finally retro 90's Kuri. This all thrown in, in one single mix and it's causing me a head-ache. Who ever came up with this idea or edited this video needs to be sacked. He needs to GO! She should have went for the dancing scene instead, plus one or two other styles. 

As to the dancing, she's not the greatest dancer, but you can tell home girl worked her butt off at those dance-classes. I really like the Janet vibes she's giving me, she owned the damn choreo and the breakdown during the bridge...dead. Werk bitch!

Now let's hope this song will do her good and keep her relevant on the Oricon charts. I'm expecting an album by May 2012. You betta note that down somewhere, girl! I love CKay and I'm so happy she's bag, JPop is simply not the same without her. "Konnani chikaku de" is to this day still R&B crack!

Sneak Peak: Lady Gaga - Marry the night

Lady Gagalupe teased today her monsters and my crazy boyfriend with the new sneak peak for "Marry the night", that was aired during her A Very Gaga Thanksgiving-special.

The last time I was actually excited for a Gaga video was probably back then, when she released "Telephone feat. Beyoncé". So, I kept my expectations pretty low from then on. I don't know if it's actually her, the change of director, the fact that she gave LaurieAnn Gibson the boot or simply the fact that I'm in a relationship with a little monster, but I'm really liking what I see so far. I'm genuinely excited.

This scene is totally giving me "Flash dance" and 80s vibes and again Gaga looks on point I can't even front. I think the last time where she actually looked good, was back in the day during her "The Fame-Era" for "Pokerface" and "Paparazzi". I'm loving the dancing, the scenery is simple but it works (I wonder how's she's going to tie it in with the hospital scene?) and yes at this point there's not much to say anymore except:

"Release this goddammit video already Ms. Germanotta. Give us sumthin' guud, we don't wanna wait, we want it noaaaaooow...all this waiting is making my boyfriend hazaaaaayyyy!!!!"