Utada Hikaru thanks fans to her 13th anniversary

I'ts been 13 years since Hikki's debut in the JPop game, and it didn't take long for fans to congratulate the one and only. This was her reaction:

“Yesterday was the 13th anniversary of my debut! Even though I have been on hiatus for a year already, I received a lot of congratulations, thank you so much “(`(エ)´)ﾉ彡☆ !!”

Fans started to ask her, what she's been up to...but what they actually meant was: "What the f*ck is you been doing the past year, and when the f*ck are you releasing new music?!" I guess, that would have been my reaction, never mind. What I really want to say with this; I'm having Utada Hikaru withdrawal and it don't feel guud! I've been spinning a heck of a load of Hikki lately, bullshit, I'm always listening to her. I would never dare to remove any of her albums, hidden tracks or b-sides form my iPod. In fact I've abused "Ultra Blue" & "Heartstation" so many times, they're both holding hands, crying in a corner and begging me to stop.

Now for all you people hoping that Hikki would release anything in the next few month, well you better take a seat, it won't be happening. In fact Hikki's gotten way to comfortable with her daily routines and she's not afraid to use them as a torturing technique. She tweeted:

“It’s been a while, but yesterday I went to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned. The dentist said I had a ‘small mouth’.”

After that irrelevant tweet,  she posted this here:

That is real cute, but I need me some music! I know she's living life and shit...but I've given her one year...bitch should be already recording something. I don't want the album to be out by tomorrow, but at least a hint, or a small fix that mentiones her, Hikki my goddess, recording music in a studio. Don't know about you, but...

...I need my Hikki-fix now!!

Cassie snatches wigs with trailer for "King of Hearts"

Just when I thought we had push-back #243454 for Ms. Ventura, things start to shape up and become serious. This woman, is finally ready to make her long awaited comeback!
She just premiered the trailer for her upcoming lead single "King of hearts" on BET's 106 & Park earlier today. Lemme tell you, in just 0:37min this bitch obliterated all hoes out there. Bitch is coming for wigs, she means serious business with this trailer. Flames, dark scenery, cars, photographs and tit-straps! She caught me so unprepared. I cannot. I've been secretly staning for this woman, her songs are some of the most played on my iTunes.

It's time for Cassandra Ventura to get what she deserves; her correspondent throne, as the princess of icy electro dance floor anthems.

Literally, shaking and crying.

Music Video: Lady Gaga - Marry the night

After keeping us on dry land for way to long, Lady Gaga finally decided to eventually release the visuals for "Marry the night". As some of you might already know, I was pretty friggin' excited for this video, from the moment I watched  "The Prelude Pathétique" onward. But after watching this video, it kinda left me indifferent.

Gaga might have promised us, an in-depth view into her past and a very personal video, but somehow she focused way to much on stuff that did not give away much. The intro was way to long for my taste, I was pretty much annoyed by the time I watched it again yesterday. (it might have been my boyfriends fault, for shoving it down my throat several times a week)

I really have to give it to Gaga in some parts her actin' was spot on, but there was really some cringe worthy moments for example, this hell of a cliché, "I'm gonna be a star", or "It's sort of like my past is an unfinished painting", oh com'on how cheesy can you get? I really thought this video would convince me, but it left me very cold. I'm still wondering myself why she even bothered directing a  fifteen minutes video?

Let's fact it, she's not really giving out much information in the first eight minutes. I think the reason why so many people gote fed up with her, is because almost every video she releases, uses this mini-movie melodrama-bullshit that was probably nice the first time around, the second time it might have gotten better and by the third time it started to stink. By know the idea simply got tired and errr-body is cussing at her.

Rihanna goes blond for "You Da One"

The Forehead was snapped this weekend while shooting the Melina-directed "You Da One" and this shit is getting views like crazy over the net, because Ms. Fenty has a new hair color. Limited excitement over here.

She needs to kill this shit like yesterday. The blond hair looks terrible and the 90s outfits are a tragedy. I mean I know she's got some nice curves and stuff and she's everything but fat; but hell is the outfit she's wearing everything but complementing her curves. Look at that ass, it looks not good! I'm already missing low-waist jeans.

All people need to chill the fuck down; she didn't dye her hair blond, it's obviously a wig, I just hope she won't stick to it for to long. She looks like a cheap hooker and the fact that "You Da One" might be one of this years snooze-worthiest songs ever is not helping.

On a better note her club-anthem "We found love" is still storming the charts and sitting nicely at the #1 spots all over the world. I'm kinda pissed at the fact that she can get away with so much shit, her album is not good and her styles lately suck so much, like a porn star sucking on Rocco Siffredi's cock. That's the intensity I was looking for to describe this situation.

More pictures after the jump.

Watch: Koda Kumi SLAYED the M.A.M.A. performance!

If other bitches in the game are looking up to you and singing your song, while you're performing, then shit is definitively right and that shows a hell of a lot: how big a star truly is, how much appreciation other people give to you, and how established you are. In other words, Koda Kumi is a legend in Asia.

Jesus Christ, am I proud to say that I'm a Koda Kumi fan since 2003/4. Homegirl, went all in and scalped all those K-pop hoes. She made those SNSD-bots look irrelevant. All you worthless wannabes bow the fuck down, cuz Kumi will show you how to perform and you will have to deal.

First of let me tell you how beautiful the rendition of "Ai no Uta" was. I felt like it was fall 2007 and I was spinning that song for the first time. Simply breathtaking. Kumi looked stunning, she shined throughout the whole performance, she was radiating like the sun. Her wig game was on point you could clearly see why. She had all them other hoes running bald, because all their hair was individually hand-snatched by Kumi, colored in the same color scheme and then carefully sewn in to make the perfect wig for Kumi. Have you seen all them people looking in awe? Hysterical.

Lady Gaga shows off her goods for Tony Bennett

The Lady  is a definitely a hot looking tramp. Who would have thought that Lady Gaga had such an amazing body. Who would have thought, Tony Bennett would ever see her naked? That's what I call an odd situation.

This artistic picture was snapped by Annie Leibowitz for the January 2012 issue of Vanity Fair. Gaga will be recalling in the issue a nasty comment that a once lover made about her:

"You will die alone in a house bigger than you know, with all your money and hit records, and you will die alone." 

Damn. That's some pissed ex-boyfriend right there! Well, you can suck on it idiot...she might die alone, but you will die alone and poor with that stank attitude. Who wins? 

Stay tuned for the HQ Vanity Fair and Elle UK spreads this week..

Kylie Minogue is a fan of Madonna...

One thing first, I still think to this day that Kylie is way better than Madonna, but let's just skip that part. *stan-mode off*

This is something, that not everyone can do. This show's serious greatness another reason why I love Kylie. She's not in for the bullshit, she's simply not in for unnecessary competition. There's room for everyone on everyone's iPods. 

And it shows balls, to admit in an interview that she's well a nobody in America. What still to this day can't believe and it shows again how the American public has no idea of how great Kylie's music is, but bullshit like Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez sell LP's like warm bagels. This is foolishness at its best.

Bow down to the queen, Kylie Minogue. Your faves could neva, I tells ya.

Music Video: Koda Kumi - Love me back

It might be almost Christmas but damn, temperatures just have risen to the stratosphere. 

Yass!! Koda Kumi, just came correct with a video and she's hotter than ever. "V.I.P." and "Ko-so-ko-so" were child play in comparison. Now, this is the real deal.

This woman's got swagger for days. Britney would probably sell her soul to the devil to get such swag nowadays. The police outfits were banging, the scenery looked very good, the wig-game was top notch and hell did she deliver. I haven't seen Kumi this dirty...well, probably since "TABOO". Homegurl was slow grinding, pussy popping, titties-shakin', her as was bouncing, she was grabbing some ass, showed a mothaf*cka who's the boss, dancing on tables, dry humping a dude and letting him touch her tits. She meant serious business with this video, bitch was not playing she went all in and demanded diamonds and sapphires and obviously some dick!

I think the last time I really saw her, touching guys and actin' like a real skank and not a half-arsed hoe who lost her touch like in the "Lollipop" video, might have been probably for "Juicy". She's finally recovering her skankiness back. This actually redeemed the song that I didn't like in the beginning. It actually works for me, now.

Way to go Kumi, now imagine she would perform this shit at the MAMA, people would probably get a heart attack. Oh and just one last thing; I have one single critic point here, I mean we're talking about Kumi in the end,.Why the hell did she become a nurse in the end? Three quarters of the video she's playing this police hoe and all of a sudden a nurse? I know there wasn't a plot to speak of, but c'mon I'm confused here. Well, I guess she proved once again, that she's an inconsistent mess. Anyway, love you Kuu!

Koda Kumi to perfrom at MAMA

Koda Kumi will be attending the "2011 Mnet Asian Music Awards (MAMA)", which will be held at the Singapore Indoor Stadium  on November 29th. You don't know this bitch if you thought, she would only strut down the red carpet and sit her ass down for 2 hours. Kumi will perform. You ask yourself, why it's such a big deal?

Well, let me break it down for you: MAMA is the biggest music award in Asia, and it will be broadcast in 45 different countries and upcoming show will be the 13th time this event will be held, plus Kumi is the only Japanese singer attending it. So how high are chances we get a slut-tastic performance from Kumi?
I want that performance to be so nasty that all the KPop hoes in attendance will go into convulsion and seizures at the sight of it. I'm talking humping bottles, pole dancing, weave trashing, titties shaking. You f*ckin' name it!

I won't accept a performance that doesn't involve this:

Thoughts?

Music Video: Crystal Kay - Superman

It's finally here Crystal Kay's new video for Superman.

Now. I like the song a lot, but I still wished she would have released "Konya wa #1" as a single, because in my opinion it's so much better than this. But the song is good for what it is. The video is better than some of her past efforts, but some scenes looked really cheap. I know her video's are not really an event to speak of in general, I mean "After love ~First boyfriend~" was a snooze-fest of a video, but at least there was quality behind and it had a beautiful visual.

Another thing I really didn't like was the randomness of the scenes. There were almost seven different styles/characters/personas. We had: The cute one, the Janet knock-off, the pink wig mess, the Beyoncé diva, Umbrella girl, car commercial Kuri, black n white bitch, and finally retro 90's Kuri. This all thrown in, in one single mix and it's causing me a head-ache. Who ever came up with this idea or edited this video needs to be sacked. He needs to GO! She should have went for the dancing scene instead, plus one or two other styles. 

As to the dancing, she's not the greatest dancer, but you can tell home girl worked her butt off at those dance-classes. I really like the Janet vibes she's giving me, she owned the damn choreo and the breakdown during the bridge...dead. Werk bitch!

Now let's hope this song will do her good and keep her relevant on the Oricon charts. I'm expecting an album by May 2012. You betta note that down somewhere, girl! I love CKay and I'm so happy she's bag, JPop is simply not the same without her. "Konnani chikaku de" is to this day still R&B crack!

Sneak Peak: Lady Gaga - Marry the night

Lady Gagalupe teased today her monsters and my crazy boyfriend with the new sneak peak for "Marry the night", that was aired during her A Very Gaga Thanksgiving-special.

The last time I was actually excited for a Gaga video was probably back then, when she released "Telephone feat. Beyoncé". So, I kept my expectations pretty low from then on. I don't know if it's actually her, the change of director, the fact that she gave LaurieAnn Gibson the boot or simply the fact that I'm in a relationship with a little monster, but I'm really liking what I see so far. I'm genuinely excited.

This scene is totally giving me "Flash dance" and 80s vibes and again Gaga looks on point I can't even front. I think the last time where she actually looked good, was back in the day during her "The Fame-Era" for "Pokerface" and "Paparazzi". I'm loving the dancing, the scenery is simple but it works (I wonder how's she's going to tie it in with the hospital scene?) and yes at this point there's not much to say anymore except:

"Release this goddammit video already Ms. Germanotta. Give us sumthin' guud, we don't wanna wait, we want it noaaaaooow...all this waiting is making my boyfriend hazaaaaayyyy!!!!"

Lady Gaga performs "Marry the Night" (Thanksgiving special)

Lady Gaga revealed a performance for her newest single "Marry the night" for the special of  "A Very Gaga Thanksgiving".

I am surprised at how normal and may I even say how beautiful that Gaga is dressed lately. I don't know what it is, but I love the fact that for one she's got normal long ash-blond hair, with a nice outfit to combine that doesn't look like imported from the year of 2076. I just thought she could have left out the tiara and the earrings and replaced it with something more classic like pearls.

The vocals were on point, and I loved the new add-lips she used at the end of the song (my fave part). I really have to say, she might be a hot mess sometimes, and she might have over-saturated the market over the last 3 years but a hoe can't deny that she has true talent, knows how to entertain and girl can fuckin' saaang!!!

The whole thing aired a couple of hours ago, so we soon shall receive mother monsters blessing through  a lot of uploaded videos.

Take a look at the performance:

News: The Black Eyed Peas to go on hiatus!

There's been quite a bit of internet talk over the past few weeks about the future of the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie would be possibly leaving the group to focus on her family, be a housewife and probably pop a child by the end of 2012. So there were of course rumors of a replacement, and no other then the R&B "diva" Ashanti would be taking her place as the resident lady Pea in the group.

However a rep for the Black Eyed Peas spilled the beans, and denied those rumors. That's definitely a bummer for Ashanti, who's been irrelevant for quite some years, and her days when she sucked off Ja Rule for some featuring songs are long gone. So who's going to replace Fergie if she leaves?

NOBODY! Yaaasssssssss! They're going on hiatus. Finally all angels are singing "hallelujah". I really thought this day would never arrive. Now all we need is for Will.I.Ain't to get hit by a truck and we're all set! Happy people all around the world, yaassss!!!!

The BEP stepped by to announce the news on Ellen:

Interview: Britney talks to Peter Robinson for Stylist Magazine

PopJustice's Peter Robinson got invited to have a friendly chat with Britney Spears. As you all might probably now, Britney's interviews haven't been really interesting as of late. We usually get how she loves, them vanilla candles, how she adores her children and is happy to be in a relationship with Jason Trawick.

So it's very nice to see, that Peter actually managed to get some partially interesting information out of her soulless body for once. Take a look at some of the best moments, perfectly picked by Bradley Stern from MuuMuse and click here for the full interview from Stylist.

What was the last book you read?

The Mastery Of Love [sub-titled A Practical Guide To The Art Of Relationship by Don Miguel Ruiz]. It’s basically an analysis of love and what it means to love. It goes through all the different aspects of love. Who you are as a person, knowing yourself before you even attempt to love anyone else; that sort of thing. It’s really well-written and thought-provoking. 

You’ve said in the past that it’s a thirst for success that defines you. Has your definition of success changed over the years? 

For me, success is a state of mind. I feel like success isn’t about conquering something, it’s being happy with who you are.

When you’re performing, what are you thinking about?

What do I think about? Wow. Usually I’m so in the moment of being there with the audience that I don’t really have time to think about anything. You’re just focused on the tunes and what you’re doing and interacting with the audience and making sure you’re on cue. It’s more like a yoga state of mind, you know? 

What music are you listening to at the moment?

Well I usually listen to a lot of hip-hop in my dressing room when I’m getting ready to go on stage, so Jay-Z a lot recently. And a lot of rock stuff like Aerosmith. That really gets me going and pumps me up. And then of course, there’s Jessie J and Adele. 

Who’d be your dream musical collaboration at this stage?

          Gwen Stefani.

I'm still wondering if Gwen would ever accept a collaboration with Britney, but the idea is not bad. Plus, I simply can't picture Britney listening to Jay-Z or Aerosmith, it sounds so awkward and off.  Oh well, it's Britney after all, she's full of surprises.

The Femme Fatale Tour DVD was released on November 21. (iTunes)

Music Video: Robin Thicke - Love After War

Are you lookin' for a perfect and f*cktastic "make up" song? Well, don't look further, cuz you just found it here. Robin Thicke returns with his first single "Love After War" lifted from his fifth studio album with the same name, due out December 6th. 

Let me tell you, even if you don't like the song like I do, you still need to peep the video just for the fact that Robin is gettin' shirtless. He fine!

As to the song, it's definitely in my alley. I like it a lot. The video in itself is nothing special, but I like the fact that he recorded it with his wife "Paula Patton" and there's simply chemistry. All-though...why on earth did homegirl sport for half of the video that hideous wig? She looked like a hooker.

Music video: BoA - Milestone

Yes...BoA is officially back in Japan and let me tell you what a let down. Not that I was looking forward to anything big, but this song...is such a snooze fest. If I didn't know better; I'd say I had serious thoughts about hurting myself while listening to it. When I was done with it, all I was left with was this one question: "Did I just really waste 3 minutes and 35 second of my life?"

The video doesn't really redeem the song, in fact I just wasted the same amount of time again. I don't know what Avex do to BoA, but this girl simply can't be bothered to live her life while releasing a new single via Avex. I seriously thought she head some sort of death-wishes in this video. During the whole scene on that roof top I was like: "Please BoA, don't get to close to that edge! I know it's a terrible song, I know it's an outdated rubbish song, but please don't do it!"

But besides BoA wanting to kill herself, she really looked nice throughout the whole video. 

Homegirl simply needs to either leave Avex, go to Korea and drop a decent comeback album or simply focus on her singing and acting career in the states. I can't take another video like this one.

New Music: Tatana - You can't get in my head feat. Natalia Kills

Talk about random collaborations...I would have never ever expected this. The local trance queen in Switzerland DJ Tatana or simply called Tatana released a new album called "Heart". This release actually came with a nice surprise, called "You can't get in my head (If you don't get in my bed)". The whole song is featuring one of my faves, the one and only stunning Natalia Kills.  

I'm not quite sure what to say about this track, it's definitely different from what Natalia has been doing. But I have to say I like it, and her voice fits perfectly, so from my side I give a thumbs up for Ms. Kills and Tatana. I don't really care for Tatana, but might this just be her ticket to a more mainstream appeal? Well, if Natalia gets more popularity with her new single "Kill my Boyfriend" it might, otherwise let's just take it for what it is a random collaboration that resulted in something cool, special and pretty fuckin' amazing. 

Take a listen: 

   

Single arts: Natalia Kills - Kill my boyfriend

I love me some Natalia Kills and I'm glad she's releasing another single from her amazing album "Perfectionist". But almost four singles and two promo tracks into her album cycle so far, I'm simply not sure whether this song will help her gain any popularity whatsoever. It seems like her record label is not putting to much effort to establish her as a well known singer all around the world.

If we go by any of her chart positions (or her not charting at all) around the globe, we might have just found a problem Ms. Kills. Let's face it you ask people who Natalia Kills is, you either get: "I have no clue who this is!" or "Isn't she a Lady Gaga knock-off?"; Germany and Austria being the only countries with let's just say "decent" chart positions to keep it nice simply isn't a good look. I still don't get why they waited so long to release "Perfectionist" in the UK where Natalia is actually from. Something is off and it has nothing to do with Natalia's songs, because they are as the album already states perfection. I really hope this woman will get her deserved success, because she can sing, her album is amazing, I love her image but maybe that's exactly the problem...it might be simply to similar to the invisible elephant standing in the room.

I might do a more detailed analysis of Natalia's non existent promotional schedule or desired success.

As of now take a listen to "Kill my boyfriend":

Beyoncé previews two teasers for "Dance for you"

You'd think a bitch would wait to release all of her videos, during the months when her ass is to fat to get passed a door. But no, that's not how Beyoncé works. If shit is there it's going to be released. As long as she can walk in heels, drop some pelvic thrusts and trash her weave without her water breaking in the process, this woman simply won't stop. In fact her maternity line for the House of Dereon is not even out, but she's already planning a collection dedicated to all things elastic, to make sure all women can pretend to be thin after their pregnancy. Of course she's already signed up with Hollywood's A-list fitness trainers to make sure she can make her own "How to get thin like Beyoncé in 2 months after a pregnancy" fitness program. The slogan will come along with the bottom line: "Only for women that pretended to be pregnant, otherwise it will take you forever."

She released two teasers for Ciara's reject song: "Dance for you". Take a look after the jump:

Watch Christina Aguilera perform "Moves like Jagger" at AMA's 2011

Y'all know I love me some Christina Aguilera, and I was happy once she stepped out to the stage and showed Adam how to drop some solid vocals in comparison to his whiny singing, that is cringe-worthy and comparable to the sound that Kim Kardashian makes, while choking on Ray J's dick.

Xtina's singing was on point, all though the last note after the song ended was pretty much irrelevant. Did you all notice how everytime she has a performance she keeps on streching the note, eventhough the song already ended? It's like she's scared this might be her last performance ever and she wants to enjoy every last second of it. We know your career tanked, but...can somebody say desperate?!

Brown Eyed Girls' GA-IN to release sophomore album this February

Just when I thought that February couldn't get any hotter, because of releases such as "Silent Hill: Downpour" or "Final Fantasy XIII-2"(yes I am a gamer and proud of it), here comes Ga-In and surprises me with a new album.

The beauty  announced, she would be returning in February with her second solo album. She will be joining her other band-mates Jea and Miryo on that 2012 solo-train.

Unfortunately, there's no word on whether Narsha will be making a comeback with a solo record or not. But given the success that her first one was, it is pretty much a no-brainer and out of all solo projects, I loved hers the most. "Bbi Ri Bba Bba" is until this day, still my jam.

So let's see what Ga-In' will cook up for this next release, her 2010 mini album "2/4 step" was a complete departure from the general K-Pop scene with its Spanish and French tango influences. But adding up the music video to it, and her winning one music programm at Inkigayo made this a huge success for her.

Take a look at the video for "Irreversible", it's pretty much an 11 minute short-movie. It completely drowns the music, and some might think it's over the top and prefer the dance version of the clip. But it's one of K-Pop's best produced videos along with "Abracadabra".

Jennifer Lopez obliterated all your faves at the AMA's 2011

Okay, you know shit is off at the AMA's if Jennifer Lopez is the highlight of the show. Actually, it's kinda tragic...but I don't want to throw shade at Miss Lopez, cuz this milf was hustlin', bitch wants to get paid. She was waving at them pay check's from FIAT, that's why she brought the car along for the performance. This woman is not dumb.
This just leads me to the fact, that there's NO reason for Rihanna, Britney amd Katy to be giving these half arsed stale performances that are dryer than a two year old Xmas cookie, when J.Lo is out there shaking that ass like the rent was due yesterday! She did that shit. Point. Blank. PERIOD.

I'm not even a J.Ho stan but I gotta give credit, where credit is due. I really hope this motiviates  all the lesser (but better selling) girls. This girls (minus Bee and Gaga) are just lazy as fuck. I was laughing my ass of the other night, when I watched Rihanna's interview at the Ellen show. Bitch was lying, was claiming she would put in 150% into her work, if so, why are her vocals so bad, why is her album only average, and why is there no choreography to speak off in her videos? Rihanna needs to take some notes from Kumi, her discography might be an inconsistent mess, but she knows how to perform.

Edit: Is Pitbull sporting an erection? Jeez, it was just yesterday I watched "Anaconda: The hunt for the blood orchid." What a coincidence.

Interview: SNSD / Girls Generation are interviewed by "Access Hollywood"

A recent video of Girls Generation's interview with Access Hollywood has been revealead.

Well, to be precise with Tiffany, Jessica and Sooyoung. Although I'm not really counting Sooyoung, because all she was doing during this interview was mumble, look weird and helpless. Bitch didn't know what to do with her life. In comparison, Tiffany and Jessica did a great job, they have very good English, it's clear they have been raised in the USA so it's their time to shine and all the other hoe's need to sit the fuck down. Especially Yoona, that tramp. Can't stand her face.

They basically, talked about the experience of coming to the US, recording they're first song in English and all the editing they had to do until it sounded halfway decent.

I wonder what the other 6 girls were doing? They were probably chained at a desk and had to learn the whole day English.

Take a look after the jump!

Bonus material: SNSD / Girls Generation - Boomerang

It doesn't happen quite often, but a discarded song has been leaked/released. The song is called "Boomerang" and should have actually been Girls Generation's first single back in 2009.

SM Entertainment might not have liked the song 100%, otherwise I don't see any reason for them to scratch  it and go with "Gee". This song would have demanded a more edgier look and maybe that was the problem. Let's face it, this girls try but the last thing they are is edgy. Brown Eyed Girl's are edgy, 2ne1 are edgy hell even 4minute is edgier.

Overall, this has been the right decision to go for "Gee", it's clearly catchier and the cute image was finally what made them successful.  "Boomerang" is an okay song, nothing special and in my opinion forgettable.

Take a listen:

Lady Gaga previews "Marry the Night": The Prelude Pathétique

Lady Gaga: "Check out this nurse on the right...she's got a great ass. Bam!!!"

Gaga must not have seen, Silent Hill's nurses, those bitches...have great asses, big tits and better fashion. If this statement comes from a gay man, that has to mean a lot! So Gaga, take notes.

Well, it's about damn time she released "something" and I have to give her credit I'm sort of interested. 

I guess she finally realized, that people are getting tired of her gimmicks and are in urgent need for more substance. So I guess Gaga will be washing a lot of dirty laundry in this video. 

The prelude was well shot, directed by Gaga herself and her voice-over, was like the icing on top of a "Rihanna Birthday Cake". In other words...perfect! The whole thing gave me a lot of Silent Hill vibes, with those endless aisles, the nurses, the psychiatric clinic. It doesn't stop with Silent Hill, it also gave me a lot of "Sucker Punch" vibes, the reason being; other girls, girls trying to kill them selves, again the psychiatric clinic, trying to imagine stuff to make things easier. Very interesting, I have to say. Plus the quote about the nurse was so Gaga-esque, hilarious and random! Loved it. 

So com'on Gaga, give us something good, don't wanna wait I want it naaaoooh! Don't make us wait any longer. This might be the 1st video from this era, where I'm actually curious to see what she's cooked up.

Thoughts, anyone?

Koda Kumi preview's "Love me back" video

I see Kumi is hustlin' as usual, so that money gets printed. So after releasing her single to radios, she didn't waste any time to preview a short clip from "Love me back". As for me, I'm not really feeling the song.
I really gave it a try and I forced myself to like it, but unless it pops up while I have my iPod on shuffle, I won't look for it.

This means, Kumi will have to work overtime for the song to impress me and even win me over in the process. Seems like results are starting to show. Bitch ain't playin'. She went straight back in a time-capsule to 2005 and 2007. She dragged her nastiest costumes from Cherry Girl through a time portal, made a short stop on Namie's "Play" album cover, snatched that police hat right of Namie's head and went straight to the video shoot for "Love me back" to pop her pussy! You can say whatever you want...but there isn't many things that a attract me in a woman, but Kumi, whenever she licks her lips and acts a hoe...I'm in porn-heaven.

But I'm still kinda pissed that better songs always get shitty videos and no dance routines. *side-eyes POP DEEBA video*

Christina's make-up artist needs to GO!

Okay, let me get something out of the way. To some of you it may come as a surprise, but this is not a dragqueen. It's Christina Aguilera who uploaded a new picture from the set of a new photoshooting. She must be either blind, have bad taste or trust her make-up artist  like her career depends on it, cuz otherwise I simply can't explain to myself how on earth she would approve of this look. I'm just glad she's got rid of that hideous red lipstick.

I gotta give her credit for the hair; All hair pieces are attached professionally and make everything look natural. The hairstylist has been doing everything on point lately. But whoever this make-up artist is, needs to be sacked as soon as possible, cause he fucked her over real good! She looks like a godammed, colour palette.

Me: "Where is my mouse cursour, I think I've found the newest update for "Windows 7 Paint - Slut Edition." ? Let's do a graphic-scale with lots of colours, to portray Xtina's popularity over the last decade, we will need a lot of red for the year of 2010".

I don't even wanna know, how many scapers they'll need to get this shit of her face. *Sigh* I'm still hoping Christina from back in the day (2003 to be precise), would travel to the future and punch this hot mess and remind her of how good she used to look.

Edit: As per Toyaz' World Xtina will feature on the cover of "Latina" magazine.It's clearly that she's paving her way for her big comeback with The Voice Season 2 and her upcoming album in 2012.

News: Beyoncé officially transforms into Pregnoncé!

Wow, you know I've heard several times form several family members that pregnant women get more beautiful as the pregnancy goes by, but hell Beyoncé looks bloated. Maybe she should have put on more make up, something is off.

Her titties are starting to sag, she's getting fatter by the day...well I guess she's officially pregnant and this shit wasn't a publicity stunt at all. Hesus, this pregnancy is everything but flattering.

She's due on February but on this picture it looks like she's about to pop. I really have to stop to be such a cunt: Congratulations Bey, you is adopting the dimension of the moon Gaga used as a prop for her MTV EMA performance.

On better news: Party feat. J. Cole reached nr. 1 on the US urban chart.

Picture via Toya'z World

News: Nicole Scherzinger pushes back "Killer Love" album to 2012. Is history repeating itself?

Seems like Nicole's programmed bombing on the charts has been postponed again. Seriously, like anyone actually gives a shit.

Scherzy just confirmed on twitter, that her US editon of "Killer Bomb" wouldn't be hitting shelves until February 2012. Like that's ever gonna happen. I bet Cheryl Cole is filing her nails in a corner, adjusting her weave and laughing her ass off. X Factor USA isn't gathering any satisfying rates to speak off, and Nicole pretty much missed her opportunity to use the platform to push her album sales and popularity. So I guess Cheryl wins and Nicole is back in 2007.

Bitch should have dropped "Killer Love" back when "Right there" was still generating some buzz. Maybe with some more promotion of that song the album sales wouldn't have looked so bad. Nicole better get her contract fixed and start sucking Simon Cowells cock. Cuz ain't no other way she'll be reappearing as a judge on next seasons X Factor USA. Let's face it she was a quick fix for Cherly, the bitch has no personality to speak of, she's talented, but has no star appeal, and her album has everything but a lasting impression.

I kinda feel bad for her...the fact that PCD's are reforming isn't helping either.

Music Video: Wonder Girls - Be my baby

This might be one of this years, best offerings when it comes to K-POP videos. Because for once it only has 5 girls, no monotonous stages with weird shapes and no boys pretending to be straight with more eyeliner than Gain from Brown Eyed Girls. *side-eyes Super Junior*

This video is everything but revolutionary, in fact it's pretty simple and that might actually be the reason why it works so well. It takes inspiration from Beyoncé's "Single ladies (Put a ring on it)" and throws in the  on/off light effect that could be found in Brown Eyed Girls "Abracadabra" video and combines it with an amazing dance routine that was choreographed by Jonte.

I normally can't stand Sohee and Lim, but gurl this bitches were grindin' this time around. Sohee was selling me the sex and Lim didn't look for once, like her cat just got run over by a truck. Way to go girls.

I'm not such a fan of the song, but the lights, the girls swagger, Sohee sounding for once decent, and Lim hustin' like no other make this ish work.This bitches might have left Korea for 2 years, but they just obliterated "SNSD" with this video. 

As of now I can only see two contestants making it big in the US, and this are the Wonder Girls and 2NE1. All other bitches need to sit the fuck down.

Music Video: Katy Perry - The one that got away

Okay whoever tried to make Katy Perry look old...failed! Big time! Wasn't the point of hiring a make up artist in the first place, to make her look old? So why does this tramp look like a Botox infested grandma? Even Maryl Streep & Goldie Hawn look better during the end of "Death becomes her".

Well, there's not much to say about this video, besides: "Katy, Rihanna called she wants her video concept for "We found love" back". Am I the only one who noticed, how badly those rocks where placed on the street, even the dust and dirt was oddly aligned? It's obvious a truck put them there...and nobody cared to make it look at least a bit real.

I'm still not a fan of this song, I still think "Hummingbird heartbeat" would have been the better choice for a single. Another reason, why I simply can't approve of this video is Katy. Will this tramp, get hit by a bus already. I can't take her anymore...she's over-saturated the charts with her album. Why on earth did she have to go and announce a re-release of "Teenage Dream"? This hoe simply needs to go, needs to GO!

Crystal Kay previews "Superman"

Here we have a sneak peek for CKay's upcoming single "Superman". I'm liking the concept so far.
She looks smoking hot, love the outfits even her hair is on point. Plus there's dancing, something you don't see Crystal doing very often.

I will keep my expectations for this video low, because usually Crystal's videos tend to be flat out boring messes, with no real production to speak of and my last home party had probably the bigger budget.
But I'm looking at it quite positive, you can clearly tell that her dance lessons have paid off and I'm loving the Janet vibes she's giving me. She's also rocking different weaves, which shows that this record label seems to care. You know your record label is willing to invest money in you, if the wig-game is up to date. Even though they might have gotten them half off, after Koda Kumi had worn them down for her last era.  Oh and Crystal, Beyoncé called she wants her "Run the world (hoes)" wig back. But don't worry you look better in it and if Beyoncé can get away with stealing ideas then you sure as hell can do too.

On even better news, Crystal Kay's "Superman" made a huge jump to nr. 7 on the Japan Hot 100, after debuting on nr. 40. Seems like everything is shaping up to be a success.

Album review: Rihanna - Talk that talk (Standard edition)

Seems like this goat is blue-printing Koda Kumi and Ayumi's careers, when it comes to album-cycles. It might come as a shock (not really) but this IMAX-wallboard has a new album out, called "Talk that talk".
Everybody who's looking for a deep meaning in a Rihanna album, will be disappointed. You will be looking until your eyes start bleeding and eventually find some whip-cream, lace, hand-cuffs and if you're lucky lubricant.

Girl ain't deep, and even if there's some songs on it, it's not like you can take her serious cuz lines such as "I love it when you eat it" or "I wanna f*ck you right now" are just one skip away. One thing you can be sure is, she likes to sell the sex and she loves the penis. She's not scared to admit it, and that's where she's believable. You know homegirl likes to get eaten out, if she's inviting everyone at a open buffet to "Lick her persuasion". There's only two hoes out there, where I actually believe they want the peen inside their coochie and that's Rihanna and Koda Kumi. All the others, can't be taken serious.

Let's go straight to business and take a gyneacologistic look into Rihanna's vagina, also known as "Talk that talk".

New Single - Adele - Set fire to the rain

I guess Adele's record company finally bothered to release her third single of off "21". It's been 10 months already since they released that godammed album and there's only been 2 singles out so far. That's cuh-razay. I get it, I mean if a single performs well on the charts for such a long time, why release something new? You don't say for nothing: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I really like Adele, I really do. But hell, did these people oversaturate the market with this woman. Here I thought Lady Gaga was everywhere, but compared to Adele she was laying low. I came to that point, where I stopped listening to "21" because it was everywhere and the general public, the media and everyone simply spoiled that album for me.

I really don't care anymore if she's releasing a new single. It's not like I'm happy that there's a new single out at all, it's more a feeling of relieve there's finally a new song. This might come off as very mean but I was even happy when they announced that she was having problems with her vocal cords. My reaction: Finally, she shuts the fuck up.

So I'm not going to waste a lot of time; "Set fire to the rain" has written smash all over it and it will be one anyway. So why should I keep wasting my time with this. Congrats Adele, you've officially won this year. You're the most successful and annoying artist. You even snatched Gaga's, Riri's and Katy's wig on this one.

Take a listen:

New Music: Namie Amuro - Sit! Stay! Wait! Down! / Love Story

Namie Amuro is back and all you bitches will have to deal! She's coming all hardcore with her new single "Sit! Stay! Wait! Down! / Love Story".

I know it's hard to understand above sentence, because I'm referring to Namie as bing "hardcore" and she's basically everything but hardcore on that picture.  She looks hot and as usual like she can't be fuckin' bothered. But that's okay, it's Namie we're talking about. She don't need to do a lot to sell them units. She's simply Namie she's effortlessly stunning and her music is always on point. *throwing shade to Kumi's inconsistent vagina*

To the song; It's no "Bad Habit", no "COPY THAT" and no "Wild", but it sure as hell gives "Break it" and "Naked" a run for their money. The song has a very sick production, the chorus is bananas and Namie's voice demanding you to Sit! the fuck down, and all those dog-related commands simply give to the listener a boner. It's one of those songs, you just wanna start dancing and act a bossy bitch.

I'm very curious at what Namie will be offering in the video. I'm not expecting a lot from it. Since basically all Namie videos are flat out snoozefest, besides "Naked" that was fire.

Simply imagine this song would have been given to Koda Kumi. That bitch wouldn't have wasted one single minute to pop her pussy like all them Avex sales depended on it.

Take a listen: 

    

There's not much I can say about "Love Story". It's nothing new, it's nothing innovative, it's a nice ballad and Namie sings the hell outta it. There have been so many similiar ballads, with more or less the same sound-pattern, it's simply gets boring with time and all this songs are simply very forgettable.

Listen:

   

I'm really looking forward to Namie's new album, I hope there's an announcement very soon. iTunes won't let me play "PAST < FUTURE" and "PLAY" any longer, because I've raped the repeat button so many times.

New Music: Rihanna - You Da One

Well, well, well...seems like Rihanna is using again the same pattern as last year.

First release a club banger and then follow up with an RnB slow-jam.

"You Da one" is basically giving me the same thing as "What's my name?" was giving me last year; I hated it first, and came to love it afterwards. I still do to this day.

Actually I'm kinda surprised at how this collaboration between Dr. Luke and Rihanna turned out. It's nothing he's been producing as of now. It's definitely not something he gave Britney or Katy lately, but it's also not redefining pop. He simply provided a nice slice of sunny pop and Rihanna does the rest by giving it a fierce and confidence touch.

It made more or less have the same sound-pattern as "What's my name?" but it completely differs in its content. Later song has a more uplifting and innocent approach as "What's my name?". It's everything but sexual and grown. 

The song is not an instant smash, and isn't really "in ya face" but it is definitely a grower. It's definitely not what I've expected from Rihanna at this point but I gotta give her credit for thinking out of the box and giving us something that us "the public",hough we were used to this kind of music, will have to readjust again. 

Give it a listen:

   

Single arts: Crystal Kay - Superman

After bad sales for “FLASH”, a flop album with “Spin the Music” and a cancelled tour; Crystal Kay finally jumped labels. You can clearly see that shit is starting to happen.  Abandoning Sony Music and switching to Delicious deli records, a subsidiary label of Universal music, might be one of the best things she’s done in a while. Even though this label has no real super star to speak of, but at least you can see that she’s back on that grind.

She’s coming back with her new single “Superman” and these single arts are giving me everything and more.

Cute smile? Check!
Fabulous weave? Check!
Lace-front on the right spot? Check!
Nice colour scheme? Check!
Cute outfit, with a bit of sex appeal? Check!
Weird crotch area? Double check!

Would someone for the love of Mary explain to me what happened there? 

It looks weird! Shit aint’ right.

NEW MUSIC: Koda Kumi - Love me back

Koda Kumi has a new single. Excitement is everywhere. Wait… not really!

Christmas season is approaching, of course this tramp is going to release a new single, nothing new there. I’m actually just surprised that it’s not a Christmas ballad but rather fast paced and skanky.
Kumi has been a bad girl this Christmas, no gifts for her. Sorry.

“Love me back” is pretty much the Kumi we have experienced to know over the past 2.5 years; A Kumi that has no clue, what to do with her life. Her last approach at a more or less consistent album was “Kingdom” back in January 2008. And after that she started to explore the deep nasty holes of electronica elements. On some tracks such as "Taboo" she succeeded, on other tracks she completely messed up “Bling Bling Bling” and on others such as “Physical Thing” and “Driving” she completely exceeded my expectations. This would be all good, but let’s not forget the inconsistency on a monthly basis, with obligatory ballads, those sickly sweet cutesy songs or such songs like “Love me back”.

Pretty much outdated pieces of shit that are simply: fillers, left overs, re-hashes of old Kumi songs and simply disappointing and a huge step back. This song is simply nothing new and compared to her “4 Times” summer single a huge step back. Whereas “4” had new directions such as “Ko so ko so” and “Up in the air”. This one is again the ol’ same.  I could smell “Cherry Girl” and “D.D.D.’s” pussy a mile away. Kumi’s discography has been leaking like an STD infected pussy over the last view years and she definitely needs a plumber.


Take a listen:
   

NEW MUSIC: Madonna - Give me all your love (Demo)

Okay, Imma break it down for you real quick. The queen of pop is sort of back with a demo. So as you all might now -unless you’ve lived under a rock- her new single is called “Give me all your love” and it should drop next year in February and allegedly be performed at the Superbowl. Why allegedly?

Because this shit dropped almost 4 months in advance, and at the point the Superbowl will take place…ain’t nobody gonna care shit, what so ever. In my opinion this song will NOT be performed at all on the Superbowl. She might perform, but not this song. So, Imma just serve you some hot true tea regarding this new demo and give you some insight in my chain of thought.

Madonna’s song “leaks” almost 4 months earlier and we’re supposed to believe that it wasn’t done on purpose? I think this bitch was simply too scared of how the public would react to her “new “sound. Hell, I bet it was even her own self, who went to Isohunt and leaked that shit. She might have come to the idea that it would be vise to sacrifice a song from her new album. In that way she could tap a bit into the water and see if it stayed afloat. Bitch will possibly drop another single in February with even more impact.

As to the song, I’m really sad to report that all them obsessed Madonna stans are liking it and in my opinion it’s flat out rubbish. But don’t quote me on that last adjective just yet.

I was simply not physically ready for a Madgina song at this point, and there was no real promo and so no anticipation was built from my side. Well…thank god!! Cause it would have been a huge disappointment. It’s not “Confessions on a dance floor-Madonna” and it’s sure as hell not “Ray of light-Madonna”. In fact it’s very “Music/2000era-Madonna”. Don’t get me wrong, she had some gems on that album and I liked it at some point. This track gives me so much “Beautiful Stranger” vibes, it’s really frightening. It was real cute back then, but this has to go, it has to go NOW! Its 2011 god dammed. I was expecting something revolutionary and this shit is giving me everything but love and satisfaction.  I came to the conclusion that I’m simply not able to “give it all my love”; I’d rather divorce it.

It sounds outdated as hell, that little dub step segment ain’t helping and those cheerleader chants not catchy, rather annoying. Plus Nicola Roberts and Gwen Stefani did it way better. Also the production of this whole song is a huge mess, and I simply can’t look past the fact that it was produced by Martin Solveig. This guy has fell off real bad since 2008. Damn and I used to like this French idiot back then. He lost all my respect once he released that terrible song “Hello”.

So here I am, sat on my chair waiting for a hotter version to drop real soon, and hoping that William Orbit won’t disappoint with this old hag.

Take a listen: